Mating Habits of Plastic Animals
of Stevil not only stands for the arts, but also for
our environment. The endangered species list is growing
larger every day. It is the priority of the Axis of
Stevil Environmental Specialist Committee to take
every step to help the lesser-known endangered species.
Recent studies show a dramatic change in the number
of such species as, The Hi-Ho-cheerio tree, Ewoks,
and most importantly the Sanspod Polymerkious.
(Sanspod Polymerkious) - A rodent species
found in the sub-tropics of the eastern African
country Miltonia Bradlesious or as it is called
by western cultures Zambia.
and Brief History:
The Polymerkious or 'Plastic rat' is an interesting
breed. The only mouse with an opposable thumb
and journeyman skills in hunting. The Plastic
Rat is easily distinguished by its brightly
colored pelt. The male Polymerkious spends
its days constructing complex,
over elaborate traps to impress the female
of it's specious, and capture rival suitors.
Captured males must then barter for their
freedom by exchanging wheels of cheese.
A prominent byproduct of the Polymerkious'
unique behavior of setting traps
is a key environmental necessity. As the Polymerkious
sets his traps, an endorphin called Meitnerium
is excreted. When released, this endorphin
has an extremely high NCFC* count. When combined
with atmospheric moisture NCFC create what
is known commonly as the O-zone layer. The
NCFC's have many other positive effects on
the environment. It is a known plant accelerator,
and smells faintly of cinnamon rolls. The
average Polymerkious has 15 to 20 grams of
NCFCs in their body. A byproduct of this is
that upon death Plastic Rats will crystallize
into Pyrite "fools gold".
- "Naychloroflourocarbon": The Ying
of atmospheric homeostasis to the yang of
CFC's (found in aerosol products)
1992 Sequal Onnnato, a local Zambian farmer, was caught
within a Polymerkious device. Thus prompting the Zambian
government to declare war on the 'plastic rat'. The
8 year genocide of the polymerkious ended in 2000
when they where declared endangered by the UN. It
was far to little to late. Their are now only 23 left
in the world. Including the clan of eight raised in
captivity at the Bellagio Zoo, Nevada. The Axis of
Stevil wishes to preserve the majestic beauty of the
Sanspod Polymerkious. To raise awareness The Axis
of Stevil has released this rare photo of the Polymerkious
in the wild.