Hensley - Greenville NC
Noted scholars and historians have referred to Graham Hensley
as the greatest thing to social evolution since Jenga. Noted
thinker, muser and dabbler, Graham spends his hours now
wrapped in the inner workings of the Axis of Stevil. From
his powerhouse deals with subway, negotiating the price
of subs down to 3 for $11.99 to his teleconference with
the Dali llama. Graham has succeeded in capturing the world’s
attention and refuses to let it go.
Maguire - Greenville NC
Enshrined with the title of Steven #1. Steven rose to the
occasion and made him self a permanent icon of social reform.
His face has become synonymous with the movement that took
a hold of the world. Noted socialite, Steven is seen making
the scene as he travels to and from all the elaborate set
pieces this world has to offer. Plans are already in the
works for the deposit and first months rent to be paid for
rent-a-national duplex mausoleum to Steven Magurie, to be
shared with poet Walt Whitman . . . Thomas Jefferson moved
out because "the bastard ate all the Eggos!" and
he wanted more room. Rumors speculate a building that combines
the beauty of the Taj Mahal and the sensibilities of Graceland.
"Dick" Palmer- Greenville NC
Under the alias
‘Dick’, this young man is the portrait of the
overweight, hairy, burnout found in universities and arcades
across this great nation. When he’s not achieving
perfect scores on Street Fighter III: Third Strike, he places
himself upon the Big Comfy Couch, located deep within the
Axis of Stevil Headquarters, and ponders Life’s unasked
questions, alongside other hard-working field specialists.
His most notable moment was his reenactment of the tragic
death of Twinkie the Kid, which gained rave reviews in National
Apathy’s bi- (or sometimes tri) weekly publication.
Using his expertise in 2-D fighting games and theatrics,
‘Dick’ is a pivotal force in accomplishing all
things not worthy of noting.
Lewis Yates - Greenville NC
An avid lover
of music, Lewis leads a very simple life. Wake up, go to
work, come home and listen to music. Music is way of life,
the ebb and flow of the world. What exactly is the 'ebb'?
The story has been told of Lewis' adventurous travels through
early America to all the youth nationwide. All fabricated
by the infamous "Man". There was never a man named
"Clark" that traveled alongside this Lewis. Clark
represented the ebb. Yeah, that's what ebb means.
Connors - Greenville NC
The resident S.I.R.,
is a regular contributing writer for The Axis of Stevil.
A native of the rolling Tennessee hills, she appreciates
spending lazy days on the lake, cliff jumping and tubing.
When she was 6 years old she started her own traveling show
and trained penguins to dress in leather bomber jackets
and wield bazookas. Katie concluded her penguin training
days at the age of 12 (depending on if it
was December or not) with
the hit, Tony Award winning Broadway musical “Flaps
‘a Flyin”. Her heroes include Hannibal Lector,
Carlton, and Wonder Woman (which coincidentally was a nickname
she earned after getting hit by a car and told it to 'STOP!').
Today she spends her days taking her pet penguin, Gir, to
the pool and serving food to pool rats.
Harris - Greenville NC
Lewis - Lake Hylia NC
one point, quite some time ago (to be more accurate), Jennie
crawled forth from a teeming cesspool of fury matter and
created her physical being from her residual self image.
She then went on to star in many Off-Off-Broadway musicals
including Fiddler on the Loofah, Rats,
Phantom of the Tollbooth, Karl Marx: Dirty
Dishwasher and I and Everyone Needs a Jew;
even though she is neither Jewish nor susceptible to opposable
thumb wrestling. After meeting many, many Stevens of various
shapes and sizes, she happily settled drawing for just one
Steven. It was not Steven Maguire; it was in fact Steven
York, of Massachusetts, she had originally decided to submit
her genius works to. Steven Maguire and The Axis of Stevil:
Department for Interior Personnel Relocations stole Jennie
in a daring and fabulous show of trickery and flashy special
effects. She is currently under The Axis of Stevil’s
employment with no knowledge that Steven Maguire is not
her first Steven. Jennie is a fan of flan, miniature furniture
and egg salad.
McVeigh - Greenville NC
photographer and self-declared Huguenot, Brian is a native
Green-villain and local lore fanatic. He spends his days
sneaking across the great plains of mammoth country and
his nights as a professional spelunker. Although afraid
of the measurement unit, ‘The League’, Brian
enjoys base jumping into uncharted sinkholes of the Pacific
Northeast. When not engaged in his daring explorations he
can be found with his good buddy and resident "BAR-B-CUTIE",
Homer J. This couple is the epitome and lifeblood of true
soul mate status. From their enthusiastic views on outdoor
barbecue, to their grandiose display of fabric, this archetypal
duo have set the standard for sentient and inert pairing,
right down to the “His and Homers” bathroom
Gerakios - Winterville NC
Resident female, Zoe is the glutton for punishment here
on the Axis of Stevil staff. She passes the days as a scholar
and as a slave for the man by night. Free time is spent
enjoying music, movies, fashion, the great outdoors, reading
thick novels, drinking expensive wines, and dancing to 80’s
music. In recent months she has formed a slight crush on
French culture and has her sights set on New Years in Paris.
Please support this dream. Until then, her kicks are limited
to laughing at life’s mistakes and enjoying every
moment of every day.
Maguire - Wilmington NC
As a connoisseur
of many things, including Badminton Shuttles, rare fruit
juices and rock music, David is well known for grabbing
life by the proverbial horns and wrestling it to the ground
each and every day, except, of course, on teachers' work
days. When not traveling the globe spreading the Good News
of The Axis of Stevil, as an Executive Ambassador, or collecting
pieces of the world on film, David can often be found at
the beach with a cold beer in one hand and nothing but the
reflection of a great day in the other. As an avid researcher
of many obscure things, David also spends much of his "beach
time" testing the Water Theory. Although not a Stevil
by name, David is certainly a Stevil by principle.
Parkinson - Sanford NC