illustrious company is founded on the principle
that everyone can be successful and have a voice
to speak their ideas, even people as plain as the
name given to millions of people each year, Steve!
Every so often, the Axis of Stevil takes pleasure
in shining the proverbial spotlight on a Steve who
shows excellence in their field.
an ongoing effort to endorse the sugject of physics
and other universe related things, The Axis of Stevil
would like to extend a helping hand to you,
week the Axis of Stevil takes a moment to honor
a man that has become like Albert Einstein, synonymous
with the word physics. Stephan Hawking has achieved
harmony within the highest levels of Steviliation.
While most know of Hawking work in physics. Few
outside the great order of Steven know of his incredible
work within other studies. When he was 4, Stephen
Griff' Hawking struck it rich when he developed
a quantum lemonaid stand, linked by a superstrung
cash draw. Upon selling one glass in every universe
Hawking instantly had money to finance some of the
most expensively successful research projects ever
Among such projects were his attempts at alchemy.
Seeking alternative fuel sources Hawking devised
and sketch plans for a machine that could convert
gilded new world monkeys into fuel cells capable
of powering an off shore oil refinery for up to
two years. This break though has allowed for refineries
to exists in the most remote of locations without
tear of being cut off from power
In 1996, Stephen hawking was admitted into the Guinness
book of world records for eating 148 hotdogs in
a row. The graduating class of William and Mary
was caught off guard by Professor Hawking’s
unusual commencement address where after taking
the stage he proceeded to shove hotdog after hotdog
into his mouth while a pre recorded voice box speech
played over the loud speakers.
Charming and witty, Hawking has been married 7 times
to 6 different women, Produced 7 records on the
Capricorn label as MC Hawkins and created a fathers
day sensation when he released his own line of body
sprays for men.
To be admired through the ages as a man who looked
beyond the smooth venires of our reality Hawking
is a great Steve and deserves the spotlight as the
featured Steve for this week. His name shall be
recorded on the “Plaque of Heroes” located
in the “Axis of Stevil's technodrome of advanced