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Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed " if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Resident Cutie

Stevil replies

Dear Resident [evil] Cutie,

You ask a very prolific question. Truly, the dog is broken, but we try to be kind to our animal brothers. So, we lie to them and say we improve them. You might fault Bob Barker for this trend, as it is a necessary ignorance of the language we can afford to appease creatures so dear and loyal to the human race.

Regards,
The Axis of Stevil

Writing: Stevil, Graham

Plate 11 · Ask Stevil