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Marvel Us 05.02.07

Marvel Us 05.02.07

Originally published Wednesday May, 2nd 2007

Steve Troxler

Steve Troxler

Originally published Monday April, 30th 2007

Profluent

Profluent

Originally published Friday April, 27th 2007

Do you think the recently fired veteran radio personality has been treated fairly?

Do you think the recently fired veteran radio personality has been treated fairly?

Originally published Monday April, 16th 2007

War Czar Fun

War Czar Fun

Originally published Friday April, 13th 2007

Marvel Us 04.09.07

Marvel Us 04.09.07

Originally published Monday April, 9th 2007

Stephen Minnesota

Stephen Minnesota

Originally published Wednesday March, 28th 2007

Marvel Us 03.19.07

Marvel Us 03.19.07

Originally published Monday March, 19th 2007

Marvel Us 03.04.07

Marvel Us 03.04.07

Originally published Sunday March, 4th 2007

Pan Seared Hash

Pan Seared Hash

Originally published Tuesday February, 27th 2007

Nevus

Nevus

Originally published Friday February, 23rd 2007

Steven Wozniak

Steven Wozniak

Originally published Wednesday February, 21st 2007

Weiner Pride

Weiner Pride

Originally published Monday February, 19th 2007

Marvel Us 02.14.07

Marvel Us 02.14.07

Originally published Wednesday February, 14th 2007

Protect Yourself

Protect Yourself

Originally published Monday February, 12th 2007

Marvel Us 01.31.07

Marvel Us 01.31.07

Originally published Wednesday January, 31st 2007

Young Minds Await

Young Minds Await

Originally published Monday January, 29th 2007

What are your thoughts on the Oscar races?

What are your thoughts on the Oscar races?

Originally published Wednesday January, 24th 2007

Marvel Us 01.19.07

Marvel Us 01.19.07

Originally published Friday January, 19th 2007

Sadiler, But True

Sadiler, But True

Originally published Wednesday January, 17th 2007

Myopic

Myopic

Originally published Sunday January, 14th 2007

Steven Van Zandt

Steven Van Zandt

Originally published Friday January, 12th 2007

The Death Of Satan

The Death Of Satan

Originally published Wednesday January, 10th 2007

Marvel Us 01.08.07

Marvel Us 01.08.07

Originally published Monday January, 8th 2007

Furfuraceous

Furfuraceous

Originally published Wednesday December, 13th 2006

If I have my name legally changed to Steven can I be part of the AXIS?

If I have my name legally changed to Steven can I be part of the AXIS?

Originally published Wednesday December, 6th 2006

Fat Ass

Fat Ass

Originally published Monday December, 4th 2006

Marvel Us 11.28.06

Marvel Us 11.28.06

Originally published Tuesday November, 28th 2006

Steve Soderbergh

Steve Soderbergh

Originally published Monday November, 27th 2006

Xtrememas

Xtrememas

Originally published Wednesday November, 22nd 2006

What’s the deal with all of the penguin movies?

What’s the deal with all of the penguin movies?

Originally published Friday November, 17th 2006

Marvel Us 11.15.06

Marvel Us 11.15.06

Originally published Wednesday November, 15th 2006

Oscitant

Oscitant

Originally published Wednesday November, 8th 2006

Steve Wright

Steve Wright

Originally published Sunday November, 5th 2006

Are stingrays becoming more violent?

Are stingrays becoming more violent?

Originally published Monday October, 23rd 2006

Miss Stevenson

Miss Stevenson

Originally published Friday October, 20th 2006

A Horse Divided

A Horse Divided

Originally published Wednesday October, 18th 2006

Marvel Us 10.16.06

Marvel Us 10.16.06

Originally published Monday October, 16th 2006

Dora The Illegal

Dora The Illegal

Originally published Wednesday October, 11th 2006

What’s the *explicative* deal with the yankees?!

What’s the *explicative* deal with the yankees?!

Originally published Monday October, 9th 2006

Marvel Us 09.29.06

Marvel Us 09.29.06

Originally published Friday September, 29th 2006

Stephen King

Stephen King

Originally published Wednesday September, 27th 2006

Speed of Ground 09.25.06

Speed of Ground 09.25.06

Originally published Monday September, 25th 2006

Is it just me, or is Cap’n’ Crunch cereal a lot softer than it used to be?

Is it just me, or is Cap’n’ Crunch cereal a lot softer than it used to be?

Originally published Friday September, 22nd 2006

Nebulaphobia

Nebulaphobia

Originally published Wednesday September, 20th 2006

Marvel Us 09.14.06

Marvel Us 09.14.06

Originally published Thursday September, 14th 2006

Out Of Their Element

Out Of Their Element

Originally published Wednesday September, 13th 2006

HAKKED

HAKKED

Originally published Friday September, 1st 2006

It's Hip: Literally

It's Hip: Literally

Originally published Wednesday August, 30th 2006

Affuage

Affuage

Originally published Monday August, 28th 2006

Bouncing Baby Bushes

Bouncing Baby Bushes

Originally published Wednesday August, 23rd 2006

Marvel Us 08.18.06

Marvel Us 08.18.06

Originally published Friday August, 18th 2006

Safety Buff

Safety Buff

Originally published Wednesday August, 16th 2006

Joe Power

Joe Power

Originally published Wednesday August, 16th 2006

Steve Lubanski

Steve Lubanski

Originally published Monday August, 14th 2006

Vulgar Display Of Flour

Vulgar Display Of Flour

Originally published Wednesday August, 9th 2006

Spew'ed Politics

Spew'ed Politics

Originally published Monday August, 7th 2006

The Episode In Which Carlton Experiences A Lucid Cheese Trip

The Episode In Which Carlton Experiences A Lucid Cheese Trip

Originally published Saturday August, 5th 2006

Edible Enmity

Edible Enmity

Originally published Friday August, 4th 2006

Why is Mario red and not blue or purple?

Why is Mario red and not blue or purple?

Originally published Wednesday August, 2nd 2006

Marvel Us 07.31.06

Marvel Us 07.31.06

Originally published Monday July, 31st 2006

Another Summer Remake

Another Summer Remake

Originally published Friday July, 28th 2006

Via Com Dios

Via Com Dios

Originally published Monday July, 24th 2006

Plucky Plucky Bo Bucky!

Plucky Plucky Bo Bucky!

Originally published Monday July, 17th 2006

Marvel Us 07.14.06

Marvel Us 07.14.06

Originally published Friday July, 14th 2006

Irrational Exuberance

Irrational Exuberance

Originally published Wednesday July, 12th 2006

Pseudepigrapha

Pseudepigrapha

Originally published Monday July, 10th 2006

Omg They Killed Kenny

Omg They Killed Kenny

Originally published Friday July, 7th 2006

Marvel Us 06.30.06

Marvel Us 06.30.06

Originally published Friday June, 30th 2006

Steve Carell

Steve Carell

Originally published Wednesday June, 28th 2006

Hurtin' And Convertin'

Hurtin' And Convertin'

Originally published Monday June, 26th 2006

Sacks Of Fun!

Sacks Of Fun!

Originally published Friday June, 23rd 2006

Aggregate

Aggregate

Originally published Wednesday June, 21st 2006

Marvel Us 06.19.06

Marvel Us 06.19.06

Originally published Monday June, 19th 2006

Has segregation always occurred among Super Market fruit?

Has segregation always occurred among Super Market fruit?

Originally published Friday June, 16th 2006

It's A Hard Block Life

It's A Hard Block Life

Originally published Wednesday June, 14th 2006

Steve Harvey

Steve Harvey

Originally published Friday June, 9th 2006

Movie Premeire

Movie Premeire

Originally published Wednesday June, 7th 2006

Happy (early) Evil Day

Happy (early) Evil Day

Originally published Monday June, 5th 2006

Marvel Us 05.30.06

Marvel Us 05.30.06

Originally published Tuesday May, 30th 2006

Is the courage the wizard gives the lion in the wizard of oz really just liquor?

Is the courage the wizard gives the lion in the wizard of oz really just liquor?

Originally published Monday May, 29th 2006

It's Not Over Til It's Over

It's Not Over Til It's Over

Originally published Friday May, 26th 2006

Coadjuvancy

Coadjuvancy

Originally published Wednesday May, 24th 2006

Primetime Scoop

Primetime Scoop

Originally published Monday May, 22nd 2006

Speed of Ground 05.19.06

Speed of Ground 05.19.06

Originally published Friday May, 19th 2006

Steve Miller

Steve Miller

Originally published Wednesday May, 17th 2006

Speed of Ground 05.15.06

Speed of Ground 05.15.06

Originally published Monday May, 15th 2006

Injustice No More!

Injustice No More!

Originally published Friday May, 12th 2006

Hypocorism

Hypocorism

Originally published Friday May, 12th 2006

Trouble In Malltropolis

Trouble In Malltropolis

Originally published Wednesday May, 10th 2006

Thurston's Log 05.08.06

Thurston's Log 05.08.06

Originally published Monday May, 8th 2006

The New Deal

The New Deal

Originally published Monday May, 8th 2006

Marvel Us 05.08.06

Marvel Us 05.08.06

Originally published Monday May, 8th 2006

Do nose hair trimmers have souls?

Do nose hair trimmers have souls?

Originally published Friday May, 5th 2006

Join The Revolution

Join The Revolution

Originally published Wednesday May, 3rd 2006

The American Experience

The American Experience

Originally published Monday May, 1st 2006

Great Scott

Great Scott

Originally published Wednesday April, 26th 2006

I'm studying abroad in the fall for 5 months, what should I do?

I'm studying abroad in the fall for 5 months, what should I do?

Originally published Wednesday April, 26th 2006

Speed of Ground 04.24.06

Speed of Ground 04.24.06

Originally published Monday April, 24th 2006

Marvel Us 04.24.06

Marvel Us 04.24.06

Originally published Monday April, 24th 2006

Welcome To The Jungle

Welcome To The Jungle

Originally published Friday April, 21st 2006

Thurston's Log 04.19.06

Thurston's Log 04.19.06

Originally published Wednesday April, 19th 2006

Oh The Humanity!

Oh The Humanity!

Originally published Wednesday April, 19th 2006

Marvel Us 04.17.06

Marvel Us 04.17.06

Originally published Monday April, 17th 2006

Paroxysm

Paroxysm

Originally published Friday April, 14th 2006

Primetime Is The Right Time

Primetime Is The Right Time

Originally published Wednesday April, 12th 2006

Slang Hypes You Up

Slang Hypes You Up

Originally published Monday April, 10th 2006

Steve Drozd

Steve Drozd

Originally published Friday April, 7th 2006

Speed of Ground 04.07.06

Speed of Ground 04.07.06

Originally published Friday April, 7th 2006

Why cant my computer tell me what i want and then get other appliances to help acomplish it?

Why cant my computer tell me what i want and then get other appliances to help acomplish it?

Originally published Wednesday April, 5th 2006

Marvel Us 04.03.06

Marvel Us 04.03.06

Originally published Monday April, 3rd 2006

Low Impact Terrorism

Low Impact Terrorism

Originally published Friday March, 31st 2006

Don't Be A Dummy

Don't Be A Dummy

Originally published Wednesday March, 29th 2006

Man On The Inside

Man On The Inside

Originally published Monday March, 27th 2006

Frowzy

Frowzy

Originally published Monday March, 27th 2006

How come twenty six year olds are so clingy?

How come twenty six year olds are so clingy?

Originally published Friday March, 24th 2006

Marvel Us 03.20.06

Marvel Us 03.20.06

Originally published Monday March, 20th 2006

Stink No Longer

Stink No Longer

Originally published Monday March, 20th 2006

Dy-no-mite!

Dy-no-mite!

Originally published Friday March, 10th 2006

Charitable Superlatives

Charitable Superlatives

Originally published Wednesday March, 8th 2006

Fickle tastes...

Fickle tastes...

Originally published Monday March, 6th 2006

Speed of Ground 03.06.06

Speed of Ground 03.06.06

Originally published Monday March, 6th 2006

Marvel Us 03.06.06

Marvel Us 03.06.06

Originally published Monday March, 6th 2006

Gourmand

Gourmand

Originally published Friday March, 3rd 2006

Steve T. Pizzawheel

Steve T. Pizzawheel

Originally published Wednesday March, 1st 2006

Porkstock

Porkstock

Originally published Wednesday March, 1st 2006

Speed of Ground 02.27.06

Speed of Ground 02.27.06

Originally published Monday February, 27th 2006

Why don't ginger kids have souls?

Why don't ginger kids have souls?

Originally published Monday February, 27th 2006

Carlton vs. Cartons

Carlton vs. Cartons

Originally published Friday February, 24th 2006

The Episode In Which Carlton Is Jumped By A Gang of Rowdy Cartons

The Episode In Which Carlton Is Jumped By A Gang of Rowdy Cartons

Originally published Friday February, 24th 2006

Complete Your Breakfast

Complete Your Breakfast

Originally published Wednesday February, 22nd 2006

Speed of Ground 02.20.06

Speed of Ground 02.20.06

Originally published Monday February, 20th 2006

Marvel Us 02.20.06

Marvel Us 02.20.06

Originally published Monday February, 20th 2006

Nature's Gatlin Gun

Nature's Gatlin Gun

Originally published Friday February, 17th 2006

Pig On A Dig

Pig On A Dig

Originally published Monday February, 13th 2006

Marvel Us 02.12.06

Marvel Us 02.12.06

Originally published Sunday February, 12th 2006

Tax Break!

Tax Break!

Originally published Friday February, 10th 2006

Marvel Us 02.09.06

Marvel Us 02.09.06

Originally published Thursday February, 9th 2006

Steven Segal

Steven Segal

Originally published Wednesday February, 8th 2006

Resistentialism

Resistentialism

Originally published Wednesday February, 8th 2006

Better Living Through Chemicals

Better Living Through Chemicals

Originally published Wednesday February, 8th 2006

Life: The Textbook

Life: The Textbook

Originally published Friday February, 3rd 2006

Marvel Us 02.02.06

Marvel Us 02.02.06

Originally published Thursday February, 2nd 2006

Power Struggle

Power Struggle

Originally published Monday January, 30th 2006

Why is the name Robert Paulsen so familiar?

Why is the name Robert Paulsen so familiar?

Originally published Monday January, 30th 2006

Thurston's Log 01.25.06

Thurston's Log 01.25.06

Originally published Thursday January, 26th 2006

Sheol

Sheol

Originally published Wednesday January, 25th 2006

Marvel Us 01.23.06

Marvel Us 01.23.06

Originally published Monday January, 23rd 2006

Halcyon bubble days

Halcyon bubble days

Originally published Sunday January, 22nd 2006

The Joys Of Life

The Joys Of Life

Originally published Wednesday January, 18th 2006

Rug'burnz

Rug'burnz

Originally published Monday January, 16th 2006

Marvel Us 01.16.06

Marvel Us 01.16.06

Originally published Monday January, 16th 2006

Not Another A Gnome Movie

Not Another A Gnome Movie

Originally published Friday January, 13th 2006

Marvel Us 01.13.06

Marvel Us 01.13.06

Originally published Friday January, 13th 2006

Steve Smith

Steve Smith

Originally published Wednesday January, 11th 2006

Ameliorate

Ameliorate

Originally published Wednesday January, 11th 2006

Not As Good As 'the Original'

Not As Good As 'the Original'

Originally published Monday January, 9th 2006

Why is Cheerwine made only in North and South Carolina?

Why is Cheerwine made only in North and South Carolina?

Originally published Monday January, 9th 2006

Speed of Ground 12.16.05

Speed of Ground 12.16.05

Originally published Friday December, 16th 2005

Why is three company?

Why is three company?

Originally published Friday December, 16th 2005

Marvel Us 12.12.05

Marvel Us 12.12.05

Originally published Monday December, 12th 2005

Fowl Lies

Fowl Lies

Originally published Monday December, 12th 2005

The Tooth Is Loose

The Tooth Is Loose

Originally published Friday December, 9th 2005

Anthropomorphize

Anthropomorphize

Originally published Friday December, 9th 2005

Do the little ridges on Solo plastic cups serve any purpose?

Do the little ridges on Solo plastic cups serve any purpose?

Originally published Friday December, 9th 2005

A Declaration Of War

A Declaration Of War

Originally published Wednesday December, 7th 2005

Speed of Ground 12.05.05

Speed of Ground 12.05.05

Originally published Monday December, 5th 2005

CUT TO

CUT TO

Originally published Wednesday November, 30th 2005

Quiestent

Quiestent

Originally published Wednesday November, 30th 2005

Remember Today, Tomorrow!

Remember Today, Tomorrow!

Originally published Monday November, 28th 2005

Marvel Us 11.28.05

Marvel Us 11.28.05

Originally published Monday November, 28th 2005

How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

Originally published Monday November, 28th 2005

The Episode In Which Carlton Has A Gibberish Battle

The Episode In Which Carlton Has A Gibberish Battle

Originally published Friday November, 25th 2005

Steve Bowie

Steve Bowie

Originally published Wednesday November, 23rd 2005

Speed of Ground 11.23.05

Speed of Ground 11.23.05

Originally published Wednesday November, 23rd 2005

Bi.a.h.s Convention 2005

Bi.a.h.s Convention 2005

Originally published Monday November, 21st 2005

Beloved Fish Tycoon Dies

Beloved Fish Tycoon Dies

Originally published Wednesday November, 16th 2005

How do Mexican Jumping Beans jump?

How do Mexican Jumping Beans jump?

Originally published Wednesday November, 16th 2005

Look Out Hollywood!

Look Out Hollywood!

Originally published Monday November, 14th 2005

Dating 2014

Dating 2014

Originally published Friday November, 11th 2005

Unsolved Enigmas

Unsolved Enigmas

Originally published Wednesday November, 9th 2005

Steve Willmont

Steve Willmont

Originally published Wednesday November, 9th 2005

What does the "o" and the "k" stand for in the word "O.K."?

What does the "o" and the "k" stand for in the word "O.K."?

Originally published Monday November, 7th 2005

Extreme Thanksgiving

Extreme Thanksgiving

Originally published Friday November, 4th 2005

Why is it so hard to kill a zombie with a knife?

Why is it so hard to kill a zombie with a knife?

Originally published Friday November, 4th 2005

Awww Skeet Skeet

Awww Skeet Skeet

Originally published Wednesday November, 2nd 2005

Speed of Ground 10.26.05

Speed of Ground 10.26.05

Originally published Wednesday October, 26th 2005

Never Forget Capistrano

Never Forget Capistrano

Originally published Wednesday October, 26th 2005

Cromulent

Cromulent

Originally published Wednesday October, 26th 2005

Speed of Ground 10.24.05

Speed of Ground 10.24.05

Originally published Monday October, 24th 2005

Tempus Fugit

Tempus Fugit

Originally published Friday October, 21st 2005

Hot Dog 10.21.05

Hot Dog 10.21.05

Originally published Friday October, 21st 2005

The Episode In Which Carlton Plays GoldenEye With Steven and Wins

The Episode In Which Carlton Plays GoldenEye With Steven and Wins

Originally published Friday October, 21st 2005

Steve Dobbins

Steve Dobbins

Originally published Wednesday October, 19th 2005

My TeacHER woNt Be QuieT AND im TrYing To sLEep. WhAt ShoULD Do?

My TeacHER woNt Be QuieT AND im TrYing To sLEep. WhAt ShoULD Do?

Originally published Wednesday October, 12th 2005

Speed of Ground 10.10.05

Speed of Ground 10.10.05

Originally published Monday October, 10th 2005

Facebook: Gotta Catch 'em All!

Facebook: Gotta Catch 'em All!

Originally published Monday October, 10th 2005

The Science Of Tomorrow, Today!

The Science Of Tomorrow, Today!

Originally published Friday October, 7th 2005

Never Be Caught Speechless!

Never Be Caught Speechless!

Originally published Wednesday October, 5th 2005

Speed of Ground 10.03.05

Speed of Ground 10.03.05

Originally published Monday October, 3rd 2005

Ripped From The Headlines

Ripped From The Headlines

Originally published Wednesday September, 28th 2005

On Newstands Today!

On Newstands Today!

Originally published Monday September, 26th 2005

Steve Ballmer

Steve Ballmer

Originally published Friday September, 23rd 2005

DJ Ballmer Fresh Sound Board

DJ Ballmer Fresh Sound Board

Originally published Wednesday September, 21st 2005

The Episode In Which Carlton Remembers The Day He Was Made

The Episode In Which Carlton Remembers The Day He Was Made

Originally published Wednesday September, 21st 2005

Asher Sarlin Contest Submission

Asher Sarlin Contest Submission

Originally published Monday September, 19th 2005

DJ Ballmer Fresh

DJ Ballmer Fresh

Originally published Monday September, 19th 2005

Dear Esbanvil, por que?

Dear Esbanvil, por que?

Originally published Monday September, 19th 2005

Nadir

Nadir

Originally published Friday September, 16th 2005

Weighty Words

Weighty Words

Originally published Wednesday September, 7th 2005

What Will You Do?

What Will You Do?

Originally published Wednesday September, 7th 2005

Innocuous

Innocuous

Originally published Monday September, 5th 2005

Diagnosis: Gremlins

Diagnosis: Gremlins

Originally published Monday September, 5th 2005

U.f.n. Sighting!

U.f.n. Sighting!

Originally published Friday September, 2nd 2005

Crazy Steves

Crazy Steves

Originally published Wednesday August, 31st 2005

Bumper-sticker-mania!

Bumper-sticker-mania!

Originally published Wednesday August, 31st 2005

What Might Have Been

What Might Have Been

Originally published Thursday August, 25th 2005

Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

Originally published Monday August, 22nd 2005

Atm Of Justice

Atm Of Justice

Originally published Friday August, 19th 2005

Adventures in abstraction

Adventures in abstraction

Originally published Wednesday August, 17th 2005

The Steve That Can Not Be Named

The Steve That Can Not Be Named

Originally published Monday August, 15th 2005

Gregarious

Gregarious

Originally published Monday August, 15th 2005

Fact No. 1040ez

Fact No. 1040ez

Originally published Friday August, 12th 2005

You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do

You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do

Originally published Wednesday August, 10th 2005

Extreme Hoopin'

Extreme Hoopin'

Originally published Monday August, 8th 2005

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking

Originally published Friday August, 5th 2005

Scuttle

Scuttle

Originally published Friday August, 5th 2005

Mr. Gore, Tear Down This Wall

Mr. Gore, Tear Down This Wall

Originally published Friday August, 5th 2005

Thurston's Log 08.03.05

Thurston's Log 08.03.05

Originally published Wednesday August, 3rd 2005

Smash

Smash

Originally published Wednesday August, 3rd 2005

Carlton: THX 2938

Carlton: THX 2938

Originally published Wednesday August, 3rd 2005

How is a penny made?

How is a penny made?

Originally published Wednesday August, 3rd 2005

Atomic Theater

Atomic Theater

Originally published Monday August, 1st 2005

Full House: Wrath Of Tanner

Full House: Wrath Of Tanner

Originally published Friday July, 29th 2005

Steve Vaught

Steve Vaught

Originally published Wednesday July, 27th 2005

Stalwart

Stalwart

Originally published Wednesday July, 27th 2005

Bathroom Humor

Bathroom Humor

Originally published Wednesday July, 27th 2005

Residential Solutions - Stallitude 1.0

Residential Solutions - Stallitude 1.0

Originally published Wednesday July, 27th 2005

When The Well Ran Dry

When The Well Ran Dry

Originally published Friday July, 22nd 2005

Imperceptible

Imperceptible

Originally published Friday July, 22nd 2005

The Lesser Of Two Googles

The Lesser Of Two Googles

Originally published Wednesday July, 20th 2005

Hot Dog 07.20.05

Hot Dog 07.20.05

Originally published Wednesday July, 20th 2005

If two negatives make a positive, then why dont two wrongs make a right?

If two negatives make a positive, then why dont two wrongs make a right?

Originally published Wednesday July, 20th 2005

Lighter Side Of Animal Testing

Lighter Side Of Animal Testing

Originally published Monday July, 18th 2005

Hot Dog 07.18.05

Hot Dog 07.18.05

Originally published Monday July, 18th 2005

The New Age Of Villainy

The New Age Of Villainy

Originally published Friday July, 15th 2005

Specious

Specious

Originally published Friday July, 15th 2005

Hot Dog 07.15.05

Hot Dog 07.15.05

Originally published Friday July, 15th 2005

Moment Of Ultimate Defeat

Moment Of Ultimate Defeat

Originally published Wednesday July, 13th 2005

Hot Dog 07.13.05

Hot Dog 07.13.05

Originally published Wednesday July, 13th 2005

When the modem lights go out...

When the modem lights go out...

Originally published Monday July, 11th 2005

Hot Dog 07.11.05

Hot Dog 07.11.05

Originally published Monday July, 11th 2005

how am i going to die?

how am i going to die?

Originally published Monday July, 11th 2005

Master Splinter: Bustin' Your Lats

Master Splinter: Bustin' Your Lats

Originally published Friday July, 8th 2005

Hot Dog 07.08.05

Hot Dog 07.08.05

Originally published Friday July, 8th 2005

Hot Dog 07.06.05

Hot Dog 07.06.05

Originally published Wednesday July, 6th 2005

Case Study No. 2004341-919

Case Study No. 2004341-919

Originally published Wednesday July, 6th 2005

Cosset

Cosset

Originally published Wednesday July, 6th 2005

The Episode In Which Carlton Takes A Trip To The Edge

The Episode In Which Carlton Takes A Trip To The Edge

Originally published Wednesday July, 6th 2005

The Axis Of Montage

The Axis Of Montage

Originally published Friday July, 1st 2005

Democracy, Whiskey, Sexy...

Democracy, Whiskey, Sexy...

Originally published Friday July, 1st 2005

Hot Dog 07.01.05

Hot Dog 07.01.05

Originally published Friday July, 1st 2005

A no good, very bad day.

A no good, very bad day.

Originally published Wednesday June, 29th 2005

Irenic

Irenic

Originally published Wednesday June, 29th 2005

Hot Dog 06.29.05

Hot Dog 06.29.05

Originally published Wednesday June, 29th 2005

Steve Burns

Steve Burns

Originally published Monday June, 27th 2005

Hot Dog 06.27.05

Hot Dog 06.27.05

Originally published Monday June, 27th 2005

Entrapment Through The Ages

Entrapment Through The Ages

Originally published Monday June, 27th 2005

Like many other inquiring minds, I just have to know! Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Like many other inquiring minds, I just have to know! Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Originally published Monday June, 27th 2005

Wombat Dating!

Wombat Dating!

Originally published Friday June, 24th 2005

Hop culture

Hop culture

Originally published Friday June, 24th 2005

Redolent

Redolent

Originally published Friday June, 24th 2005

Hot Dog 06.24.05

Hot Dog 06.24.05

Originally published Friday June, 24th 2005

Think Of The Whales!

Think Of The Whales!

Originally published Wednesday June, 22nd 2005

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert

Originally published Wednesday June, 22nd 2005

Go home hoppy

Go home hoppy

Originally published Monday June, 20th 2005

Get Your Heart Off Your Sleeve And Back On Your Bumper

Get Your Heart Off Your Sleeve And Back On Your Bumper

Originally published Monday June, 20th 2005

Why is someone in the kitchen with Dina?

Why is someone in the kitchen with Dina?

Originally published Monday June, 20th 2005

Rotund

Rotund

Originally published Friday June, 17th 2005

P.b.c. And You

P.b.c. And You

Originally published Friday June, 17th 2005

Thurston's Log 06.15.05

Thurston's Log 06.15.05

Originally published Wednesday June, 15th 2005

Indy-Dance-Romance-Horror

Indy-Dance-Romance-Horror

Originally published Monday June, 13th 2005

The Axis Of Stevil Presents: P.h.a.r.g. Raygun

The Axis Of Stevil Presents: P.h.a.r.g. Raygun

Originally published Monday June, 13th 2005

The Stevens Family

The Stevens Family

Originally published Friday June, 10th 2005

In The Spotlight: Carlton

In The Spotlight: Carlton

Originally published Friday June, 10th 2005

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed " if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed " if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Originally published Friday June, 10th 2005

Working Title

Working Title

Originally published Wednesday June, 8th 2005

Gadabout

Gadabout

Originally published Wednesday June, 8th 2005

Carlton and the Lucid Cheese Trip

Carlton and the Lucid Cheese Trip

Originally published Wednesday June, 8th 2005

Big Budget ACTION

Big Budget ACTION

Originally published Tuesday June, 7th 2005

High Voltage Tweeters

High Voltage Tweeters

Originally published Monday June, 6th 2005

Stevie The Cat

Stevie The Cat

Originally published Wednesday June, 1st 2005

It was the best of times...

It was the best of times...

Originally published Wednesday June, 1st 2005

Psa No. 611: Lucid Cheese Tripping

Psa No. 611: Lucid Cheese Tripping

Originally published Wednesday June, 1st 2005

Where does the money come from?

Where does the money come from?

Originally published Monday May, 30th 2005

More Cluck For Your Buck

More Cluck For Your Buck

Originally published Monday May, 30th 2005

Axiom

Axiom

Originally published Monday May, 30th 2005

What is the legal process I have to go through to change my name to Steve permanently?

What is the legal process I have to go through to change my name to Steve permanently?

Originally published Monday May, 30th 2005

Thurston's Log 05.27.05

Thurston's Log 05.27.05

Originally published Friday May, 27th 2005

It Is Rusty Nail Season

It Is Rusty Nail Season

Originally published Friday May, 27th 2005

Mahatma Dundee

Mahatma Dundee

Originally published Friday May, 27th 2005

Of olde timey things

Of olde timey things

Originally published Wednesday May, 25th 2005

Why does my skin darken when i'm out in the sun all day except for under my clothes?

Why does my skin darken when i'm out in the sun all day except for under my clothes?

Originally published Monday May, 23rd 2005

Why doors have locks

Why doors have locks

Originally published Monday May, 23rd 2005

Slaver

Slaver

Originally published Monday May, 23rd 2005

Why do hotdog buns come in packages of 8 and hotdogs come in packages of 10?

Why do hotdog buns come in packages of 8 and hotdogs come in packages of 10?

Originally published Monday May, 23rd 2005

Mammoth

Mammoth

Originally published Friday May, 20th 2005

Steve Buscemi

Steve Buscemi

Originally published Wednesday May, 18th 2005

See Yourself On A New Model D

See Yourself On A New Model D

Originally published Wednesday May, 18th 2005

Where do babies come from?

Where do babies come from?

Originally published Monday May, 16th 2005

What is the universal answer?

What is the universal answer?

Originally published Monday May, 16th 2005

Spoonerism

Spoonerism

Originally published Monday May, 16th 2005

Why is Java was evil sometimes and so glorious sometimes?

Why is Java was evil sometimes and so glorious sometimes?

Originally published Monday May, 16th 2005

Attention Philanthropists

Attention Philanthropists

Originally published Friday May, 13th 2005

Zephyr

Zephyr

Originally published Wednesday May, 11th 2005

Steve Urkel

Steve Urkel

Originally published Wednesday May, 11th 2005

Blockbuster Summer

Blockbuster Summer

Originally published Wednesday May, 11th 2005

Carlton and the Great Moon Adventure

Carlton and the Great Moon Adventure

Originally published Wednesday May, 11th 2005

The Episode In Which Carlton Has A Dance Party On The Moon

The Episode In Which Carlton Has A Dance Party On The Moon

Originally published Wednesday May, 11th 2005

Battle The Odds

Battle The Odds

Originally published Wednesday May, 11th 2005

Beware Of The Walrus

Beware Of The Walrus

Originally published Wednesday May, 4th 2005

J00dicated

J00dicated

Originally published Monday May, 2nd 2005

Steve Zissou

Steve Zissou

Originally published Friday April, 29th 2005

Milton Birdly

Milton Birdly

Originally published Friday April, 29th 2005

Why Would You Draw That?

Why Would You Draw That?

Originally published Friday April, 29th 2005

agoraphobia

agoraphobia

Originally published Wednesday April, 27th 2005

The mind of the new era

The mind of the new era

Originally published Wednesday April, 27th 2005

Excerpt

Excerpt

Originally published Wednesday April, 27th 2005

Pan And Scan Weekend

Pan And Scan Weekend

Originally published Monday April, 25th 2005

Grandiose

Grandiose

Originally published Monday April, 25th 2005

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs

Originally published Friday April, 22nd 2005

Seeing is Believing

Seeing is Believing

Originally published Friday April, 22nd 2005

Did I leave the stove on?

Did I leave the stove on?

Originally published Wednesday April, 20th 2005

It's the new Yin Yang

It's the new Yin Yang

Originally published Monday April, 18th 2005

Seeing Is Believing

Seeing Is Believing

Originally published Monday April, 18th 2005

Transcendent

Transcendent

Originally published Friday April, 15th 2005

Keepin It Real

Keepin It Real

Originally published Wednesday April, 13th 2005

Thurston's Log 04.17.05

Thurston's Log 04.17.05

Originally published Tuesday April, 12th 2005

Stevie Nicks

Stevie Nicks

Originally published Monday April, 11th 2005

Summer Line Preview: Inner Fatkid

Summer Line Preview: Inner Fatkid

Originally published Monday April, 11th 2005

The Episode In Which Carlton Is Asked The Ultimate Question

The Episode In Which Carlton Is Asked The Ultimate Question

Originally published Monday April, 11th 2005

Carlton and the Ultimate Question

Carlton and the Ultimate Question

Originally published Monday April, 11th 2005

I'LL SEE YOU LATER PIG!

I'LL SEE YOU LATER PIG!

Originally published Sunday April, 10th 2005

Triumphant Return of the Pet Rock

Triumphant Return of the Pet Rock

Originally published Friday April, 8th 2005

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Originally published Friday April, 8th 2005

Triumphant Return Of The American Spirit

Triumphant Return Of The American Spirit

Originally published Tuesday April, 5th 2005

Triumphant Return of Spring

Triumphant Return of Spring

Originally published Sunday April, 3rd 2005

The Nosey Show

The Nosey Show

Originally published Friday April, 1st 2005

Quintessential

Quintessential

Originally published Thursday March, 31st 2005

Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg

Originally published Thursday March, 31st 2005

Mating Habits Of Plastic Animals

Mating Habits Of Plastic Animals

Originally published Thursday March, 31st 2005

Ruxpin's Plight

Ruxpin's Plight

Originally published Tuesday March, 29th 2005

Steven Spielberg

Steven Spielberg

Originally published Monday March, 28th 2005

Tumultuous

Tumultuous

Originally published Sunday March, 27th 2005

Hang In There Lil Doggy!

Hang In There Lil Doggy!

Originally published Sunday March, 27th 2005

T-Shirt Advertisement

T-Shirt Advertisement

Originally published Tuesday March, 15th 2005

The Episode In Which Carlton Is Born

The Episode In Which Carlton Is Born

Originally published Monday March, 14th 2005

Peanut Butter Ninja Time?

Peanut Butter Ninja Time?

Originally published Tuesday March, 1st 2005

Uptight, out of sight!

Uptight, out of sight!

Originally published Tuesday February, 1st 2005

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Originally published Thursday January, 27th 2005

Idiosyncrasy

Idiosyncrasy

Originally published Thursday January, 27th 2005

Steve Zahn

Steve Zahn

Originally published Thursday January, 6th 2005

Gyration

Gyration

Originally published Thursday January, 6th 2005