Ewe Asked For Allah

Greetings gaming goons! The Axis of Stevil has got the goods on the newest next-gen contender. Limping, at the last minute, onto the battlefield is struggling Seguh’s swan song, the Seguh Ewe. The Seguh Ewe (homophone to “You” in English or “u” in txtmsg) is the paramount first-player gaming experience. While most next-generation consoles advocate that video games be played in groups, be it in-person or through a series of tubes, the Seguh Ewe is promotes those that play with themselves.

Let’s face it, we all have our guilty pleasures: Whether it’s the craving you get for fried chicken dipped in peanut butter you get right before you go to bed, your collection of Wyler’s Light drink mix canisters, or that part inside you that tried really, really hard to like the non-computer generated parts of Spider-Man 3. The Seguh Ewe takes what misanthropes want into account and plays games the other consoles are too pussy to publish.