Sea Diferente

The world is in its worst condition; conformity gone a muck. True happiness comes from being one with yourself. See that? You’re an individual, not a pointless spec, stuck watching the message go by. Be the hero of your existence and Carpe the damn Diem!

In support of this goal, The Axis of Stevil is serving Lime Jell-O and passing out individually numbered shirts* in the Conformitorium.**

Footnotes:
* - Women receive size small garment; Men receive size large garment; NO EXCEPTIONS!
** - Conformitorium is located in the west wing of the David Seville Memorial Fauxology Building on Southtrend Campus.