Verified: Poptarts Cause Conflagration

Two (2) Unfrosted Strawberry Poptarts + Toaster =

10:17 pm - Toasting begins.
10:22 pm - Smoke appears; Poptarts blacken.
10:23 pm - Toaster emits "spring" sound (something broke inside)
10:25 pm - Smoke level increases.
10:26 pm - Smoke bellows.
10:27 pm - Smoke pours from toaster.
10:28 pm - Ignition - 2' - 3' flame.
10:30 pm - Flames subside. 10:31 pm - Flames extinguished; toaster properly disposed of.