Why do 8 o’clock classes have to be taught by the most mundane professors?

Dear Sir Rich ~ Lord of the Big,

First, The Axis of Stevil would like to congratulate you on conquering your land and really swashing those buckles! HEAR HEAR! Right then, The Axis of Stevil has been granted explicit access to the great vaults of Life's Greatest Mysteries, up to Volume 6. The Axis of Stevil Research and Egg Beater Team used this access to follow-up on your inquiry. Upon looking through countless tomes of records and information about the matters concerning "8am classes" and "moist mundane professors" and the results were less than helpful in the search for your answer. The only results yeilded were for an incident scroll from Rome in 1217 and for a website called College Humor. Upon further investigation we discovered that we incorrectly entered the information for "most". After correcting this error the search revealed something interesting. It wasn't a solid answer nor was it even from the tomes. After all of the searching, The Axis of Stevil has decided that its because you didnt register for 10 am classes like everyone else. Also it is requested to ask a question of your Sir, didn’t your parents ever tell you life’s not fair?

Regards,
The Axis of Stevil