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advice for a dunk person?

Dear Stevil, I was wondering if you had any advice for a dunk person who was visiting your site and thinking to themselves "is this a run on scentence?" Cause ya know it is kina long. I am having trouble typing and all so I will keep this short. Do you know of any girls that will sleep with me? If you do will you give them my contact number?

Drunk Bastard

Stevil replies

Dear Captain Jean Luc Bastard,

According to The Axis of Stevil Handbook: Section 13.5b “Desperate Drunk Calls for Grammar Help” this organization is very glad you asked these very important questions as it is essential to any reader to have the ability to recognize and note the problem with run-on sentences being that they are really long, as you stated and thought to yourself in your drunken stupor and the only advice to offer you would be the only just thing for an organization, much like this one, to do and that advice is this, “If you are paying too much attention to grammar and spelling and run-on sentences you are missing the quality of the content, no matter where it originates."**

As per your request for some girl(s) who would be willing to sleep with you, The Axis of Stevil is willing to share a few comments which may be of some assistance to you. First, The Axis of Stevil is very flattered and appreciative of the fact that you could manage to spend your drunken time and energy in browsing its site instead of trying to find girls on your own. Bee, there are plenty of very nice, beautiful women in this world and the majority of them like to sleep for some time during each day. It is just a matter of finding the ones who sleep at the same time you do. Three) the numbering and labeling system in this response is almost as effective as your ability in picking up said women to join you for sleeping. Deltas, if none of the above comments are of any use try following the instructions that were found in the third stall at the Offices of The Axis of Stevil (pictured below).

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Regards,
The Axis of Stevil

** - Grammar check on Word really hated that I typed that sentence.

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Plate 17 · Ask Stevil