AXIS OF STEVIL PRODUCT TESTING LAB: KNIFE TEST 1.4b

The Axis of Stevil, in an attempt to make the world a safer more pleasant place to live, conducts an on site secondary product testing of various goods on the market today. This process is extremely important in protecting the integrity of the current relationship between manufacturer and consumer. Though many manufacturers have their own product testing labs, it is not impossible that a few "bad eggs" slip out of the basket and into the moving trucks to the consumer's home. The Axis of Stevil is here to further filter out these "bad eggs" making the world a safer place for Pet Rocks and their parental consumers.