Ignorance Is Bliss

It is often said that ignorance, is bliss. If this fact be true, then the sloth is a perpetual orgasm. Perfectly content to move as slow as possible and enjoy every second of life. This docile creature spends its days parading around with useless facial distractions and sunglasses. He uses these times to hide his perpetual bliss which he can hide well, except for the glazed look in his eye. While this may seem like the ultimate life style, it sadly is not the case. While wallowing in bliss the Sloth forgot to become educated, and because of this he is virtually impossible to communicate with. Several attempts have been made by scholars and enthusiasts alike to talk to the beast. For it seems that many are caught up in the hobby of poking the sloth to see how it will react. It is believed that if one debates with a sloth long enough that he will eventually respond with a competent reply. Some have even devoted their lives to this endeavor calling themselves Slothmites, or in the vernacular "Floosies". They follow the sloth across the country as it moves hoping to one day have an interesting conversation with him. Sadly that day will never come for them because truly the sloth is ignorant. It is of no loss to society however, The Floosies were not very bright people to begin with.