“Stevil said knock you out.”“Ask not what you can do for Stevil, but what Stevil can do for you.”“First rule of Axis of Stevil: Do talk about Axis of Stevil.”“It is the begining of Stevilization”“Gotta Stevilize it!”“Dow Jones Report: Stevil up 3 3/8 in heavy trading”“A Stevil is forever.”“A Stevil is a terrible thing to waste.”“Double your Stevil, double your fun!”“Stevil: Good to the last drop.”“Like a good neighbor, Stevil is there.”“It's Stevil time!”“The Axis of Stevil: PRO-DINOSAUR”“Better living through larger realities.”“Art exists because reality is neither real nor significant.” Novelist J.G. Ballard (Seattle Times)

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The Axis Of Stevil Presents: P.h.a.r.g. Raygun

While the field of personal home atomic ray guns, or PHARG is still a relatively new one, this untapped market has been ignored for far too long. Surveys have shown that every day 1-million Americans are in a situation that they feel would be easily solved if they had their own ray gun. With this in mind, The Axis of Stevil has announced plans to bring the Stevil Ray gun to over 50 million households by Christmas 2017. Always a market leader, The Axis of Stevil is the first documented company to issue a declaration to develop and sell a moderately priced consumer PHARG. The Stevil brand Ray Gun will have many uses from self-defense, to cooking small woodland creatures and melting large metal walls.

This won't be your grandfather’s Flash Gordon ray gun either. Powered by quadraphonic flux generation the Stevil Ray gun will pull photon power from 4 different dimensions at the same time. Its primary fire will generate a light that can be seen from 6 miles away and will have the cooking power of 17 microwaves filled with Lean Pockets. Pre-orders now.

Art
Stevil
Writing
Stevil, Graham

Plate 21 · Publications