Unilateral Bipartisan Non-Denominational Greetings!

Once again, the holiday season is upon us. The Axis of Stevil, as a supporter of the open work place, celebrates and recognizes the following acknowledged winter holidays:

• Festivus,
• Chanukah,
• Kwanza,
• St. Stevalon's Day (patron saint of Harvest),
• Banquete de cabras,
• Eind van leeftijden,
• Thurston Ze Pigs Birthday,
• Christmas,
• Boxing Day,
• Bob Keeshan,
• New Years,
• Resolution Day (the black Friday of the gym world),
• January Cleaning,
• and Cheese Fries Festival.

Therefore, there will be no work for non-essential Steve’s from December 17th - January 9th.

The Axis of Stevil wishes the best of all holidays to everybody. 2005 has been a tremendous year, full of change, excitement, good times, bad times, and everything in between. Let its last days find you happy and content with friends and family. 2006 will bring new challenges, more taxes, and bad haircuts. Let the winter holidays focus your mind for the bumpy and thrilling road ahead.