Words and Pictures

We've got 126 of them.

Ewe Asked For It

Ewe Asked For It

Originally published Wednesday May, 9th 2007

War Czar Fun

War Czar Fun

Originally published Friday April, 13th 2007

Pan Seared Hash

Pan Seared Hash

Originally published Tuesday February, 27th 2007

Weiner Pride

Weiner Pride

Originally published Monday February, 19th 2007

Protect Yourself

Protect Yourself

Originally published Monday February, 12th 2007

Young Minds Await

Young Minds Await

Originally published Monday January, 29th 2007

Sadiler, But True

Sadiler, But True

Originally published Wednesday January, 17th 2007

The Death Of Satan

The Death Of Satan

Originally published Wednesday January, 10th 2007

Fat Ass

Fat Ass

Originally published Monday December, 4th 2006

Xtrememas

Xtrememas

Originally published Wednesday November, 22nd 2006

Dora The Illegal

Dora The Illegal

Originally published Wednesday October, 11th 2006

Out Of Their Element

Out Of Their Element

Originally published Wednesday September, 13th 2006

It's Hip: Literally

It's Hip: Literally

Originally published Wednesday August, 30th 2006

Bouncing Baby Bushes

Bouncing Baby Bushes

Originally published Wednesday August, 23rd 2006

Safety Buff

Safety Buff

Originally published Wednesday August, 16th 2006

Joe Power

Joe Power

Originally published Wednesday August, 16th 2006

Vulgar Display Of Flour

Vulgar Display Of Flour

Originally published Wednesday August, 9th 2006

Spew'ed Politics

Spew'ed Politics

Originally published Monday August, 7th 2006

Edible Enmity

Edible Enmity

Originally published Friday August, 4th 2006

Another Summer Remake

Another Summer Remake

Originally published Friday July, 28th 2006

Via Com Dios

Via Com Dios

Originally published Monday July, 24th 2006

Plucky Plucky Bo Bucky!

Plucky Plucky Bo Bucky!

Originally published Monday July, 17th 2006

Irrational Exuberance

Irrational Exuberance

Originally published Wednesday July, 12th 2006

Omg They Killed Kenny

Omg They Killed Kenny

Originally published Friday July, 7th 2006

Hurtin' And Convertin'

Hurtin' And Convertin'

Originally published Monday June, 26th 2006

Sacks Of Fun!

Sacks Of Fun!

Originally published Friday June, 23rd 2006

It's A Hard Block Life

It's A Hard Block Life

Originally published Wednesday June, 14th 2006

Movie Premeire

Movie Premeire

Originally published Wednesday June, 7th 2006

Happy (early) Evil Day

Happy (early) Evil Day

Originally published Monday June, 5th 2006

It's Not Over Til It's Over

It's Not Over Til It's Over

Originally published Friday May, 26th 2006

Primetime Scoop

Primetime Scoop

Originally published Monday May, 22nd 2006

Injustice No More!

Injustice No More!

Originally published Friday May, 12th 2006

Trouble In Malltropolis

Trouble In Malltropolis

Originally published Wednesday May, 10th 2006

The New Deal

The New Deal

Originally published Monday May, 8th 2006

Join The Revolution

Join The Revolution

Originally published Wednesday May, 3rd 2006

The American Experience

The American Experience

Originally published Monday May, 1st 2006

Great Scott

Great Scott

Originally published Wednesday April, 26th 2006

Welcome To The Jungle

Welcome To The Jungle

Originally published Friday April, 21st 2006

Oh The Humanity!

Oh The Humanity!

Originally published Wednesday April, 19th 2006

Primetime Is The Right Time

Primetime Is The Right Time

Originally published Wednesday April, 12th 2006

Slang Hypes You Up

Slang Hypes You Up

Originally published Monday April, 10th 2006

Low Impact Terrorism

Low Impact Terrorism

Originally published Friday March, 31st 2006

Don't Be A Dummy

Don't Be A Dummy

Originally published Wednesday March, 29th 2006

Man On The Inside

Man On The Inside

Originally published Monday March, 27th 2006

Stink No Longer

Stink No Longer

Originally published Monday March, 20th 2006

Dy-no-mite!

Dy-no-mite!

Originally published Friday March, 10th 2006

Charitable Superlatives

Charitable Superlatives

Originally published Wednesday March, 8th 2006

Porkstock

Porkstock

Originally published Wednesday March, 1st 2006

Complete Your Breakfast

Complete Your Breakfast

Originally published Wednesday February, 22nd 2006

Nature's Gatlin Gun

Nature's Gatlin Gun

Originally published Friday February, 17th 2006

Pig On A Dig

Pig On A Dig

Originally published Monday February, 13th 2006

Tax Break!

Tax Break!

Originally published Friday February, 10th 2006

Better Living Through Chemicals

Better Living Through Chemicals

Originally published Wednesday February, 8th 2006

Life: The Textbook

Life: The Textbook

Originally published Friday February, 3rd 2006

Power Struggle

Power Struggle

Originally published Monday January, 30th 2006

The Joys Of Life

The Joys Of Life

Originally published Wednesday January, 18th 2006

Rug'burnz

Rug'burnz

Originally published Monday January, 16th 2006

Not Another A Gnome Movie

Not Another A Gnome Movie

Originally published Friday January, 13th 2006

Not As Good As 'the Original'

Not As Good As 'the Original'

Originally published Monday January, 9th 2006

Fowl Lies

Fowl Lies

Originally published Monday December, 12th 2005

The Tooth Is Loose

The Tooth Is Loose

Originally published Friday December, 9th 2005

A Declaration Of War

A Declaration Of War

Originally published Wednesday December, 7th 2005

Remember Today, Tomorrow!

Remember Today, Tomorrow!

Originally published Monday November, 28th 2005

Bi.a.h.s Convention 2005

Bi.a.h.s Convention 2005

Originally published Monday November, 21st 2005

Beloved Fish Tycoon Dies

Beloved Fish Tycoon Dies

Originally published Wednesday November, 16th 2005

Look Out Hollywood!

Look Out Hollywood!

Originally published Monday November, 14th 2005

Unsolved Enigmas

Unsolved Enigmas

Originally published Wednesday November, 9th 2005

Extreme Thanksgiving

Extreme Thanksgiving

Originally published Friday November, 4th 2005

Awww Skeet Skeet

Awww Skeet Skeet

Originally published Wednesday November, 2nd 2005

Never Forget Capistrano

Never Forget Capistrano

Originally published Wednesday October, 26th 2005

Tempus Fugit

Tempus Fugit

Originally published Friday October, 21st 2005

Facebook: Gotta Catch 'em All!

Facebook: Gotta Catch 'em All!

Originally published Monday October, 10th 2005

The Science Of Tomorrow, Today!

The Science Of Tomorrow, Today!

Originally published Friday October, 7th 2005

Never Be Caught Speechless!

Never Be Caught Speechless!

Originally published Wednesday October, 5th 2005

Ripped From The Headlines

Ripped From The Headlines

Originally published Wednesday September, 28th 2005

On Newstands Today!

On Newstands Today!

Originally published Monday September, 26th 2005

Asher Sarlin Contest Submission

Asher Sarlin Contest Submission

Originally published Monday September, 19th 2005

DJ Ballmer Fresh

DJ Ballmer Fresh

Originally published Monday September, 19th 2005

Weighty Words

Weighty Words

Originally published Wednesday September, 7th 2005

What Will You Do?

What Will You Do?

Originally published Wednesday September, 7th 2005

Diagnosis: Gremlins

Diagnosis: Gremlins

Originally published Monday September, 5th 2005

U.f.n. Sighting!

U.f.n. Sighting!

Originally published Friday September, 2nd 2005

Bumper-sticker-mania!

Bumper-sticker-mania!

Originally published Wednesday August, 31st 2005

What Might Have Been

What Might Have Been

Originally published Thursday August, 25th 2005

Atm Of Justice

Atm Of Justice

Originally published Friday August, 19th 2005

Fact No. 1040ez

Fact No. 1040ez

Originally published Friday August, 12th 2005

You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do

You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do

Originally published Wednesday August, 10th 2005

Extreme Hoopin'

Extreme Hoopin'

Originally published Monday August, 8th 2005

Mr. Gore, Tear Down This Wall

Mr. Gore, Tear Down This Wall

Originally published Friday August, 5th 2005

Atomic Theater

Atomic Theater

Originally published Monday August, 1st 2005

Full House: Wrath Of Tanner

Full House: Wrath Of Tanner

Originally published Friday July, 29th 2005

Residential Solutions - Stallitude 1.0

Residential Solutions - Stallitude 1.0

Originally published Wednesday July, 27th 2005

When The Well Ran Dry

When The Well Ran Dry

Originally published Friday July, 22nd 2005

The Lesser Of Two Googles

The Lesser Of Two Googles

Originally published Wednesday July, 20th 2005

Lighter Side Of Animal Testing

Lighter Side Of Animal Testing

Originally published Monday July, 18th 2005

The New Age Of Villainy

The New Age Of Villainy

Originally published Friday July, 15th 2005

Moment Of Ultimate Defeat

Moment Of Ultimate Defeat

Originally published Wednesday July, 13th 2005

Master Splinter: Bustin' Your Lats

Master Splinter: Bustin' Your Lats

Originally published Friday July, 8th 2005

Case Study No. 2004341-919

Case Study No. 2004341-919

Originally published Wednesday July, 6th 2005

The Axis Of Montage

The Axis Of Montage

Originally published Friday July, 1st 2005

Entrapment Through The Ages

Entrapment Through The Ages

Originally published Monday June, 27th 2005

Wombat Dating!

Wombat Dating!

Originally published Friday June, 24th 2005

Think Of The Whales!

Think Of The Whales!

Originally published Wednesday June, 22nd 2005

Get Your Heart Off Your Sleeve And Back On Your Bumper

Get Your Heart Off Your Sleeve And Back On Your Bumper

Originally published Monday June, 20th 2005

P.b.c. And You

P.b.c. And You

Originally published Friday June, 17th 2005

The Axis Of Stevil Presents: P.h.a.r.g. Raygun

The Axis Of Stevil Presents: P.h.a.r.g. Raygun

Originally published Monday June, 13th 2005

In The Spotlight: Carlton

In The Spotlight: Carlton

Originally published Friday June, 10th 2005

Working Title

Working Title

Originally published Wednesday June, 8th 2005

High Voltage Tweeters

High Voltage Tweeters

Originally published Monday June, 6th 2005

Psa No. 611: Lucid Cheese Tripping

Psa No. 611: Lucid Cheese Tripping

Originally published Wednesday June, 1st 2005

More Cluck For Your Buck

More Cluck For Your Buck

Originally published Monday May, 30th 2005

It Is Rusty Nail Season

It Is Rusty Nail Season

Originally published Friday May, 27th 2005

Mammoth

Mammoth

Originally published Friday May, 20th 2005

See Yourself On A New Model D

See Yourself On A New Model D

Originally published Wednesday May, 18th 2005

Attention Philanthropists

Attention Philanthropists

Originally published Friday May, 13th 2005

Battle The Odds

Battle The Odds

Originally published Wednesday May, 11th 2005

Beware Of The Walrus

Beware Of The Walrus

Originally published Wednesday May, 4th 2005

Why Would You Draw That?

Why Would You Draw That?

Originally published Friday April, 29th 2005

Pan And Scan Weekend

Pan And Scan Weekend

Originally published Monday April, 25th 2005

Seeing Is Believing

Seeing Is Believing

Originally published Monday April, 18th 2005

Keepin It Real

Keepin It Real

Originally published Wednesday April, 13th 2005

Summer Line Preview: Inner Fatkid

Summer Line Preview: Inner Fatkid

Originally published Monday April, 11th 2005

Triumphant Return Of The American Spirit

Triumphant Return Of The American Spirit

Originally published Tuesday April, 5th 2005

Mating Habits Of Plastic Animals

Mating Habits Of Plastic Animals

Originally published Thursday March, 31st 2005

Ruxpin's Plight

Ruxpin's Plight

Originally published Tuesday March, 29th 2005

Hang In There Lil Doggy!

Hang In There Lil Doggy!

Originally published Sunday March, 27th 2005