Trolls Door 2 Door Rich — Issue No. 19

Meanwhile Thieves tunnel into a Fortaleza bank and take 156 million reaisSpace Adventures announces a tourist trip around the MoonMatthew McGrory, 7 feet 6, dies at 32Discovery lands safely after the shuttle's first flight since ColumbiaSri Lanka's foreign minister is assassinated by a sniper

Publications

Extreme Hoopin'

Axis of Stevil - Norway‘s Annual Extreme Hoop Fest is quickly approaching. It is Once again that time of the year when the world pauses and looks to Norway for its unique national pastime. The Extreme Hoop Roll! Once a simple children’s game this new extreme sport has taken the thrill of mountain repelling and the challenge of rolling a hoop with a stick. Lead by their Iconic ex-envirospoksperson, Woodsy the Forest Owl. Who proved his mastery of the sports by winning 23 consecutive rounds of extreme Hoop at the "Nukkalodean Blood and GutzFests 99"'

Woodsy, most noted for a series of national anti-pollution PSAs, dropped out of sight in the 90s when the pollution problem was declared solved by Captain Planet, and never spoken of again.

Continued in Publications, Plate 39

Extras

Porte2Porte

Porte

Porte2Porte debuts a new idea for high-class food at low prices. High quality Tuna Filets and Black Angus Beef steaks are yours for 5.99 at Porte 2 Porte. The one catch is that while you eat you will be subject to pop up ads. Between your appetizer and main course, you will be subject to pitches by vacuum salesmen, Girl Scout troops and Vector knives sales men. All hoping to convince you that you want to add on to the cost of your meal an introductory installment of 19.95; “If you act now you’ll desert will be free”.

If you can resists these temptations and stand the annoyance of it all you can eat filet mignon, at chik-fila prices. Look for More Ad-Aware restaurants and eateries coming to your area soon.

Extras

He's On The Prowl

Lookout

Publications

You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do

The modern work force, while diligent and readily available, does not produce the same caliber of employee that can be found in the Animal Kingdom. The Axis of Stevil, in a service to greaten the public's awareness, has started the 'Lighter Side of Animal Testing' Campaign. With continued support, the preconceived notions and stereotypes of animal testing labs will be removed from our culture.

Take the rabbit for example; it has a natural intrinsic work ethic. From its birth the rabbit understands "You gotta do, what you gotta do". This has enabled the rabbit to hold jobs most would find unimaginable. It is no coincidence, then, that statistically; the three worst jobs ever (Shark tamer, Landfill Owner, and Hardee’s Employee) are rabbit dominated fields.

Continued in Publications, Plate 40

Publications

Fact No. 1040ez

187Troll

It is written, behind every evil-billy goat eating-Troll, there is a crack team of accountants working diligently around the clock to keep a murderous troll’s finances in order. Trolls and other ancient races are considered exempt from the laws of man. Thusly, any Deaths or Property Damage caused by trolls attacks leave victims with little recourse beyond filling an insurance claim.

To keep track of all their plundering and help them plan for the future, Trolls keep in their entourage only the best of CPAs.

1600 x 1200

1280 x 854

640 x 480

Extras