i have 3 questions... the first question... How do rice crispies talk?... and what are they really saying? 3rd question: how do they get the little model boats in those bottles... i mean they are way too big to fit in the hole

Dear Jerry Ratricks,

Rice Krispies are attempting to communicate to you all the time. The Rice Krispies are an interesting creature, in that they can only generate audible speech patterns when submersed in milk. It is a cruel irony for this chatty cereal treats. Rice Krispies, however talkative, cannot tread water and quickly drown in a milk sea. Because of this, Rice Krispies are usually yelling for help when you hear them talk. There have been a few occasions when the great thinkers of the Rice Krispies meet their end. These serine puffed pieces of rice will explain the ways of the Krispie, or demand better box art. These occasions however are few and far between. Do not trouble yourself, or feel sad for the Krispies. They realize that they are tasty. In regards to your third question, When boats and other water vessels are decommissioned they are sailed into large glass dry docks, which are then shrunk, to bottle size for convenient shortage.

Regards,
The Axis of Stevil