Dear AOS staff. As per a conversation held between Steven #1, Graham, and I in your laboratory, it is my understanding that you had near 700,000 visitors last month (wow). So why is it that you think you do not have more questions for AOS? I have lots of questions but I don't want to hog all your knowledge.

Dear otreboR,

The Axis of Stevil provides this general-purpose knowledge base as a public service. Being an organization with such lineage and resources, The Axis of Stevil was often sought by heads of state, theologians and political pundits to answer the burning questions of the day. It was the position of this company to refuse all requests for information for fear of giving away the end. The long silence was broken finally in May of this year when the Axis of Stevil decided that it would accept questions for the first time ever. Since then all questions received have been promptly answered, and while it is far too early to judge long-term trends. The OIQ* has been significantly higher since the onset of 'Ask Stevil'. It is hard to say why this service has gone over looked by contemporary society. Some would speculate the cause stems from the March 2005 issue of Famous Father Monthly in which Ron Howard offers to answer any and all questions sent to him here. Thus channeling a large brunt of the world's problems to Opie's doorstep. The Axis of Stevil, unlike Ron Howard, guarantees all of it's answers to be of the highest level of correctitude and would encourage you to submit any and all questions that you might have there is plenty of knowledge to go around.

Regards,
The Axis of Stevil

* Overall intelligence quotient