Darker Brothers Digestion — Issue No. 15

Meanwhile Indonesia asks TV stations to go dark from 1am to 5am for six monthsThe United States lets Canadian cattle back across the borderThe NHL settles the lockout that cancelled an entire seasonFormer WorldCom chief Bernard Ebbers gets 25 yearsEurope falls silent for two minutes for the London dead

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Moment Of Ultimate Defeat

A fascinating feature of reality is luck, the probability for a turn of events in your favor. Society would teach you that luck is beyond your control, and not a factor. This statement could not be further from the truth! To deny luck is hit-yourself-on-the thumb-with-a-hammer stupid.

There is a breed of snake known as the Masticophis Flagellum. It is the unluckiest serpent of all the snake family. Nature has trained this creature to take its ill windfalls in stride. Because of this, Masticophis has developed a pliable exterior skin of immeasurable tensile strength. It is resistant to water, chemical acids, frying pans, fire, freeze, and BB guns.

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THE AXIS OF MONTAGE - CONTEST! · from July 1, 2005

The Axis Of Montage

Do you consider yourself a Stevil-FANatic? Prove it! Name all of the characters in this scene to enter for a chance to win a free bumper sticker from the Axis of Stevil. Simply download the interactive Entry Form and either print, fill in the blanks and mail it in, or type your responses, save and submit it to The Axis of Stevil via email. All entries must be received by the 10th of July.

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Language

"specious"

spe·cious; adj..

Having the ring of truth or plausibility but actually fallacious: a specious argument.
Deceptively attractive.

"The Axis of Stevil, in a shameless attempt at specious reasoning, suggests daily consumption of www.axisofstevil.com to raise your over all P.R. levels."

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Publications

The New Age Of Villainy

Villainy1

Beware of Darker Brothers games. This new Viacom subsidiary is staffed with some of history’s most recent villains. These fiends have devised a new plot to conquer the world. By instilling their image and position in childhood games and toys, they will become icons of a generation and will rise to power as their targets mature and take over Each Dark Brothers game from “Lotten Plunder's Not Sorry” To "Shredda's KerDUNKED!" comes with carefully crafted subliminal messages and instructions. These compel the player to buy and consume everything that the false icons offer onto the market. Research groups have proven that test subjects exposed to Darker Brother games had greater tendencies towards socially deviant behavior. This conditioning is known to as jellystoneisim, a mass hypnosis technique first observed by accident with the syndication of Yogi Bear. An epidemic of lunch thefts were recorded the year Yogi Bear hit the height of his popularity. This one event has issued in subsequent generations of petty thefts that has resulted in the modern day refrigerator burglar.

Villainy2

Krang and Lord Zed came to this plot over a game of mini golf in a freshly decimated city. The two realized the consumerism and information had drowned the conventional villain. They felt the only way to carry on their lineage was to install themselves into heart and mind of every home in America. The board game was the weapon of choice.

Keep you wits about you in this modern market place. Watch where you money goes and support those who deserve it.

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Ask Stevil

Dear Stevil, I was wondering if you had any advice for a dunk person who was visiting your site and thinking to themselves "is this a run on scentence?" Cause ya know it is kina long. I am having trouble typing and all so I will keep this short. Do you know of any girls that will sleep with me? If you do will you give them my contact number?

- Drunk Bastard

Dear Captain Jean Luc Bastard,

According to The Axis of Stevil Handbook: Section 13.5b “Desperate Drunk Calls for Grammar Help” this organization is very glad you asked these very important questions as it is essential to any reader to have the ability to recognize and note the problem with run-on sentences being that they are really long, as you stated and thought to yourself in your drunken stupor and the only advice to offer you would be the only just thing for an organization, much like this one, to do and that advice is this, “If you are paying too much attention to grammar and spelling and run-on sentences you are missing the quality of the content, no matter where it originates."**

As per your request for some girl(s) who would be willing to sleep with you, The Axis of Stevil is willing to share a few comments which may be of some assistance to you. First, The Axis of Stevil is very flattered and appreciative of the fact that you could manage to spend your drunken time and energy in browsing its site instead of trying to find girls on your own. Bee, there are plenty of very nice, beautiful women in this world and the majority of them like to sleep for some time during each day. It is just a matter of finding the ones who sleep at the same time you do. Three) the numbering and labeling system in this response is almost as effective as your ability in picking up said women to join your for sleeping. Deltas, if none of the above comments are of any use try following the instructions that were found in the third stall at the Offices of The Axis of Stevil (pictured below).

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