“Stevil said knock you out.”“Ask not what you can do for Stevil, but what Stevil can do for you.”“First rule of Axis of Stevil: Do talk about Axis of Stevil.”“It is the begining of Stevilization”“Gotta Stevilize it!”“Dow Jones Report: Stevil up 3 3/8 in heavy trading”“A Stevil is forever.”“A Stevil is a terrible thing to waste.”“Double your Stevil, double your fun!”“Stevil: Good to the last drop.”“Like a good neighbor, Stevil is there.”“It's Stevil time!”“The Axis of Stevil: PRO-DINOSAUR”“Better living through larger realities.”“Art exists because reality is neither real nor significant.” Novelist J.G. Ballard (Seattle Times)

Miss Stevenson

In an effort to further honor educators across the country, The Axis of Stevil would like to clap erasers for our late friend. This special, bright, blonde-haired Steve was nicknamed "The Croc Hunter" back in the day. That Steve is, of course Miss Stevenson!

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Miss Stevenson had taught for most of her life. While earning her Elementary Education degree at South Colorado University, she also worked at the University's daycare for three years. She graduated Summa Cum Laude. Her first claim to fame was through her final exam essay, which opened up several breakthroughs in child sleep psychology.

Stevenson found work at a small elementary school in a quiet, white-bread southern-Colorado suburb. Because she had such an impressive résumé, she was hired without any background screens. Quickly, she immersed herself in her chosen career, consisting of spending long hours helping children expand their minds while it is at its most receptive state. Her unbeatable spirit amazed her co-workers. She exemplified the passion that only is found through the power of Stevilization.

The Axis of Stevil is a fond admirer of the late Miss Stevenson and her continuing efforts in shaping young minds for the future. Although she admitted to the press that she was a victim of alcoholism. But remembering her cheery smile, perky attitude, and low cut sweaters, it is easy to forget her mild personal demons. Besides, she's pretty hot.

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Writing
Stevil, Graham

Plate 31 · Featured Steves