“Stevil said knock you out.”“Ask not what Stevil can do for you, but what you can do for Stevil.”“First rule of Axis of Stevil: Do talk about Axis of Stevil.”“It is the begining of Stevilization”“Gotta Stevilize it!”“Dow Jones Report: Stevil up 3 3/8 in heavy trading”“A Stevil is forever.”“A Stevil is a terrible thing to waste.”“Double your Stevil, double your fun!”“Stevil: Good to the last drop.”“Like a good neighbor, Stevil is there.”“It's Stevil time!”“The Axis of Stevil: PRO-DINOSAUR”“Better living through larger realities.”“Art exists because reality is neither real nor significant.” Novelist J.G. Ballard (Seattle Times)

Stallitude

Residential Solutions - Stallitude 1.0

With an ever-rising cost of living, many people have turned to new cheaper forms of housing. The Stallitude, is full-featured kit that will allow you to convert any standard sized bathroom stall into a comfy studio flat of the future. Using compartmental design and ergonomics to integrate and blend into any existing bathroom. Equipped with every modern feature, your own personal Stallitude kit comes with all you’ll need for the install process. From frame sealing calk to keep out nosey neighbors to highly reflective air venting, for invisible exhaust piping the entire process has been fool-proofed so that even an above average pre-teen could complete the installation.

Built in Biometric thumb print doors, and fake drop down decoy feet, guarantee that no one will ever disturb you in your home. Don’t forget the Enviro-Spired ant farm eco power cells provide your stall with a limitless supply of energy for mere sugar cubes.

Need more space? Simply buy two kits and install in a Handicapped stall. Order yours today and cut your living expenses in half.

Art
Stevil
Writing
Stevil, Graham

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