Stevie The Cat

Originally published Wednesday June, 1st 2005

This illustrious organization was founded on the principle that everyone can be successful and have a voice to speak their ideas, even people who've been given a name as plain as one given to millions each year, Steve! Every so often, The Axis of Stevil takes pleasure in shining the proverbial spotlight on a Steve who shows excellence in their field.

In an ongoing effort to break the animal barrier, The Axis of Stevil would like to salute you, Stevie The Cat!


Stevie the cat, also know to some as the Great Toilet Bowl philosopher is one of the greatest feline minds of today. Adopted by a college student as a kitten in Greenville NC, he was later that day was given the great name of Stevie. After partying one morning, Stevie woke up with a hangover and after drinking from a toilet came up with his most famous bit of wisdom…”Look before you lap.” Mario Kart enthusiasts later adopted this saying as their mantra and teach a “look before you lap” seminar annually.

Later that year he successfully mixed wet and dry cat food selling it exclusively to Mom ‘n Pop’s grocery stores across the southeast. A combination of fame and living with college students lead to an early cat nip dependency. After rehab, Stevie was rumored to be dating Chaka Kahn; however neither party will confirm or deny the affair. Today Stevie relaxes by observing the mating habits of dogs and birds; noting their inferior intelligence. Stevie is a legend among cat and man and we at the Axis of Stevil salute him for being an extraordinary feline.

There will always be a ball of yarn here for Stevie the Cat in the Axis of Stevil.



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