“Stevil said knock you out.”“Ask not what Stevil can do for you, but what you can do for Stevil.”“First rule of Axis of Stevil: Do talk about Axis of Stevil.”“It is the begining of Stevilization”“Gotta Stevilize it!”“Dow Jones Report: Stevil up 3 3/8 in heavy trading”“A Stevil is forever.”“A Stevil is a terrible thing to waste.”“Double your Stevil, double your fun!”“Stevil: Good to the last drop.”“Like a good neighbor, Stevil is there.”“It's Stevil time!”“The Axis of Stevil: PRO-DINOSAUR”“Better living through larger realities.”“Art exists because reality is neither real nor significant.” Novelist J.G. Ballard (Seattle Times)

Stevie The Cat

In an ongoing effort to break the animal barrier, The Axis of Stevil would like to salute you, Stevie The Cat!

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Stevie the cat, also know to some as the Great Toilet Bowl philosopher is one of the greatest feline minds of today. Adopted by a college student as a kitten in Greenville NC, he was later that day was given the great name of Stevie. After partying one morning, Stevie woke up with a hangover and after drinking from a toilet came up with his most famous bit of wisdom…”Look before you lap.” Mario Kart enthusiasts later adopted this saying as their mantra and teach a “look before you lap” seminar annually.

Later that year he successfully mixed wet and dry cat food selling it exclusively to Mom ‘n Pop’s grocery stores across the southeast. A combination of fame and living with college students lead to an early cat nip dependency. After rehab, Stevie was rumored to be dating Chaka Kahn; however neither party will confirm or deny the affair. Today Stevie relaxes by observing the mating habits of dogs and birds; noting their inferior intelligence. Stevie is a legend among cat and man and we at the Axis of Stevil salute him for being an extraordinary feline.

There will always be a ball of yarn here for Stevie the Cat in the Axis of Stevil.

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Writing
Stevil, Graham

Plate 10 · Featured Steves