PSA No. 611: Lucid Cheese Tripping
The Axis of Stevil is aware of the new public trend of eating
large quantities of premium Jack and Mozzarella cheeses.
This is said to induce nightmarish and disturbing imagery
in your dreams, a lucid trip if you will. While there is
no adverse health risk to this overdose besides your waistline,
heart, and ability to operate small-incased vehicles. The
mental trauma that ramifies itself after the tripper has
awoken is staggering.
Lactosa L. Terriblé, a young man, described his experience
to The Axis of Stevil:
"It was a crazy! I was there, but I couldn't
move.... Ok and like my hair, it IT was on fire?!
I mean WTF!!! [Nervous laughter is heard] But ok so
like that pony was there…Pink Pony.... [The
subject’s eyes glazed] Sgt. Tropple... [The
subject becomes aware] He just kept saying I couldn't
park here… and I was shouting at him that I
want to move… but I couldn't and my hair just
kept burning.... then… then… The Walrus
got me....’Game of cricket mate?’ [The
subject bursts into tears and is inconsolable]"
The Axis of Stevil wishes the best for all recovering cheese
heads, and their families.