Age of Villainy
of Darker Brothers games. This new Viacom subsidiary is
staffed with some of history’s most recent villains.
These fiends have devised a new plot to conquer the world.
By instilling their image and position in childhood games
and toys, they will become icons of a generation and will
rise to power as their targets mature and take over
Each Dark Brothers game from “Lotten
Plunder's Not Sorry” To "Shredda's KerDUNKED!"
comes with carefully crafted subliminal messages and instructions.
These compel the player to buy and consume everything that
the false icons offer onto the market. Research groups have
proven that test subjects exposed to Darker Brother games
had greater tendencies towards socially deviant behavior.
This conditioning is known to as jellystoneisim, a mass
hypnosis technique first observed by accident with the syndication
of Yogi Bear. An epidemic of lunch thefts were recorded
the year Yogi Bear hit the height of his popularity. This
one event has issued in subsequent generations of petty
thefts that has resulted in the modern day refrigerator
and Lord Zed came to this plot over a game of mini golf
in a freshly decimated city. The two realized the consumerism
and information had drowned the conventional villain. They
felt the only way to carry on their lineage was to install
themselves into heart and mind of every home in America.
The board game was the weapon of choice.
you wits about you in this modern market place. Watch where
you money goes and support those who deserve it.