Meanwhile The chimpanzee genome is published: we are 96 percent the sameThe Spirit rover sends a panorama from the top of a Martian hillNearly a thousand pilgrims die in a stampede on a Baghdad bridgePresident Bush tours the Gulf Coast as criticism of the Katrina response grows
The week of Wednesday, August 31, 2005 Aug 31 – Sep 2, 2005 Week of Wed, Aug 31 – Sep 2, 2005
Flying Nun Blob Sticker-Mania
Vol. I • No. 22 5 works, 4 new
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U.f.n. Sighting!
According to Stevil Census Data, the second most well known conspiracy theory is the notion that Catholic nuns have the ability to fly. While the thought of these Unidentified Flying Nuns (UFN) seems preposterous to some, it is believed by many to be a fact. Speculation still remains as to how the Nuns acquired this ability; do they command powers given to them by god? Are nuns actually agents of an alien race left as crowd control for the human masses? Whatever the source, UFNs are said to be creatures that can fly as high as 700 feet and can reach speeds upwards of 30 miles an hour.
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Bumper-sticker-mania!
Make a statement:
The Axis of Stevil is proud to release its latest series of bumper stickers this Fall. Place them on the back of your car, around your city or anywhere else ignorance needs to be defeated. From "Pro-Dinosaur" to Yorkshire lines of succession, there is something for everybody, Grab yours today.






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Crazy Steves
In an ongoing effort to promote the everyday entrepreneur Steves, The Axis of Stevil would like to send its warmest memorial to Crazy Steve's!
GAS PRICES GOT YOU DOWN? · from May 18, 2005
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Tune of the Week
An independent rock, punk, and psychedelic-leaning band originally from Columbia, South Carolina.
Jack Dunn – Guitar and vocals
Marty Dunn – Drums and vocals (Jack's sister)
Vol. I · No. 22 · Aug 31 – Sep 2, 2005