Meanwhile Survivor winner Richard Hatch is indicted for not paying tax on his prizeMichael Jackson announces a charity single for Katrina victimsNews Corp buys IGN for $650 millionPresident Bush names John Roberts for Chief Justice after Rehnquist's deathEgypt holds its first contested presidential election; Mubarak wins
The week of Monday, September 5, 2005 Sep 5–9, 2005 Week of Mon, Sep 5–9, 2005
Fresh Looting Gremlins
Vol. I • No. 23 7 new works
¡Escoja Un Sendero!
What Will You Do?
What Will You Do?
Learning to make decisions is an important part of growing up. Train the young and the young at heart, to make the best decisions in life by reading The Axis of Stevil ¡Escoja Un Sendero! Adventure Series, These exciting adventures will show how many infinite possibilities of adventure can be created from a simple mistake.
Only you can choose, your own adventure!
It was a great day in law enforcement when the first Time Traveling Police Phone was revealed to a crowd of spectators and journalists.
"This new tool will allow law enforcement to actively follow up on missed opportunities, prosecute fraudulent 911 calls and most importantly guarantee the safety of East Shore Citizens!"
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Unabashedly Fresh!
ST/EVIL
Publications
Weighty Words
Continued in Publications, Plate 48
Language
"innocuous"
in·noc·u·ous; adj.
- Having no adverse effect; harmless.
- Not likely to offend or provoke to strong emotion; insipid.
"The innocuous spray paint did no permanent damage to the wall as the young street artist tagged his stencil with a deep orange."
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Diagnosis: Gremlins
Have you ever had the occasion when, despite your best efforts and abilities, something still goes wrong? When a hard drive fails, an audio track drops out; little kicks in the face that you have no ability to control. While it may seem like these events happen on their own just to spite you, take comfort that these mishaps are well-orchestrated maneuvers done by a crack squadron of carefully trained gremlins.
Gremlins were summoned into this world by Hitler in 1936; it was one of the Fuhrer’s first of many forays into the arcane. Hitler wanted an army of infectious, bad luck creatures. By releasing them into the wilderness in enemy territory, he hoped to weaken the Allied war machine from within like a cancer.
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St. Pattys Day In September
"Why can't they dye it blue the rest of the year?"
Tune of the Week
An independent rock, punk, and psychedelic-leaning band originally from Columbia, South Carolina.
Jack Dunn – Guitar and vocals
Marty Dunn – Drums and vocals (Jack's sister)
Vol. I · No. 23 · Sep 5–9, 2005