Pog War on Patrick

Frat houses rejoice! This summer’s biggest blockbuster promises to provide limitless loads of laughs. Straight to DVD is proud to present the next two years of TBS filler, Pogs of Passion. John C. Reilly stars as Chaz Butler, a 33 year-old, single telemarketer who yearns for a different direction in life after having to move his office supplies in the janitorial closet, spilling coffee on the office hottie’s (Alyssa Milano) important documents, and other cliché cinematic catastrophes. To make things worse, Chaz’s long-lost cousin, Snide Willerskip, (Vince Vaughn) visits Chaz to inform him of his uncle’s passing. Snide explains he is visiting Chaz because his bar is going to be turned into a shopping mall if he doesn’t come up with $71,500.