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you need somebody murdered? Is a close friend or relative
being held captive by an evil tyrant? If so you need the
Kickin Chickin! Unlike most assassin groups, the Kickin
Chicken will not ask you for a deposit and two forms of
ID. Masters of their ancient art, the Kickin Chicken have
never lost a battle and always get their man.
by Juan Conroy, the most ruthless chicken to ever walk the
face of the earth, Kickin Chickin has made quite a name
for themselves in the ultra top-secret world of espoultrynage.
He has been linked to 16 separate assassinations, and 24
felonious counts of silverware throwing. The most recent
activity was in response to the ruxpin crisis. While Conroy
would like to maintain a low profile, a recent drought of
civil unrest has made him more desperate. The Axis of Stevil,
while not wishing to encourage this sort of behavior, is
happy to display the latest Kickin Chickin advertisement
for their new public campaign.
Kickin Chickin seek to gain success by becoming a household
name in the realm of poultry inflicted violence. As a one-stop
shop in assassin needs, Kickin Chickin’s services
include, but are not limited to: