of Tomorrow, Today!
medical ideas have found commonplace in our culture. Every
ten years, like clockwork,
a new "science" is invented or rehashed. If they
catch on, these breakthrough health fads (bHADS) can become
part of our everyday cycle of life, much like The Atkins
Diet or Mormon Faith. Recent advancements in the metric
system lend new credibility to the science of Phrenology.
Recently appearing in major headlines with Woody Haralson
opening his fifth Phrenological head shop, phrenology seems
set to once again take the medical community by storm.
This news comes as great relief to the struggling mannequin
workforce that has seen tremendous losses in the past three
quarters, with many jobs being lost overseas to unemployed
Lenin and Mao statues willing to work cheap. A boom in Phrenology
could give a fresh start to many mannequins who are unable
to find legitimate work in the service sector. While this
will only provide temporary relief to the mannequin economy,
and will overlook the many underlying social concerns of
nippled vs. un-nippled mannequins, this advancement could
be the spark needed to reignite the once golden industry