Meanwhile A student is Tasered in the UCLA library and the video goes everywhereChina blocks Wikipedia againKazakhstan considers switching its alphabet to Latin lettersNancy Pelosi is chosen to be the first woman Speaker of the HouseSégolène Royal wins the Socialist nomination for president of France
The week of Monday, November 13, 2006 Nov 13–17, 2006 Week of Mon, Nov 13–17, 2006
12 Marvelous Steves
Vol. II • No. 82 3 new works
Ask Stevil
what’s the deal with all of the penguin movies?
– jenni
Dearest Gin-knee,
The following information is highly classified, as it could very well alter existence as we very well know it. This may seem outlandish, but the recent string of motion pictures featuring penguins is no coincidence. The three films, March of the Penguins, Happy Feet, and the upcoming Farce of the Penguins, are only the beginning of an elaborate plan, designed by an underground Hollywood society known as The 12 Penguins. Each year, from 2005 to 2017, there will be a film released featuring penguin protagonists. Year by year, film by film, The 12 Penguins will slowly choke what little life Hollywood has left. After the release of 2017’s horror House of Penguins, in which 2011 Best Support Actress Oscar winner, Paris Hilton, reprises her role of from 2005’s House of Wax. The film makes a lousy $24,560 in box office sales and officially marks the end of Hollywood, as well as the American Dream. Tinsel Town is left in shambles, never to be revived.
Jenni, Jenni, what can you do? Take confidence in knowing that the ever-vigilant Axis of Stevil has all ready developed a solution, with the help of a loyal associate. Until then, The Axis of Stevil’s fight to keep scripts entertaining, and original, will continue to wage, in the present and future.
Regards,
The Axis of Stevil
Marvel Us
Extras
Retractiownd Part Deux
Hello, I am writing this to ask to please remove me (and all references of Steve Wronker)from your web site. My name Steve Wronker is a registered and trademarked name. As you know I am an entertainer, a local one at that. Because my business relies on my reputation as a family and kid show entertainer, some of the remarks you have made on your site has caused me to lose business. people have to trust my reputation and when they search the internet for recommendations, your site pops up. Because I do understand your parity of the name Steve, I have read and enjoyed some of your pages.
But please consider eliminating me from your web site as some of the remarks you have written seem a little slanderous.
Thank you sincerley for understanding
-Steve Wronker
The Axis of Stevil, an entity that is no stranger to danger, has once again come under fire for spreading the gospel of Stevilization. Steve Wronker who has been considered for many years a trusted member of the Ancient society of Steves has turned his back to the order. In an email, shown above, Wronker has expressed several grievances with the Axis of Stevil. Rumors, still unconfirmed by the dedicated staff of Stevil fact checkers paint a sinister plot of manipulation. It is believed that Wronkers was motivated to complain by his first wife Maria to quell a never-ending series of nagging and withheld bedroom privileges.
The Axis of Stevil has no choice but to excommunicate Steve Wronker from the order of Steves. From this day forward his name will be struck from the Great List of Steves, His picture will be removed from the many hearths of the Stevil charity lodge, and his name is to become a term so heinous that it shall not be uttered in polite conversation. From this day forward he shall only be known as ‘The Steve who shall not be named’. This judgment is the harshest punishment a Steve can receive.
Tune of the Week
J. Alan Casey finger picks and strums the banjo to give a hard-edged bluegrass sound while J. Robert Norman aggressively strums the guitar, rock-n-roll style, while stomping out a beat on a homemade stomp box. Casey also adds the percussion of a hi-hat. Bassist Eric G. Holmes rounds out the sound with his flowing lines on the upright bass.
J. Allan Casey - Banjo, Vocals, Kazoo, Percussion
J. Robert Norman - Guitar, Vocals, Harmonica, Percussion
Eric G. Holmes - Upright Bass
From the archive
Vol. II · No. 82 · Nov 13–17, 2006