Meanwhile A mysterious gas smell hangs over Manhattan all dayIranian state news reports a UFO crash in Kerman provinceHindu holy men threaten to boycott the Ganges festival over pollutionPresident Bush announces the surge: 20,000 more troops to IraqChina shoots down one of its own satellites with a missile
The week of Monday, January 8, 2007 Jan 8–12, 2007 Week of Mon, Jan 8–12, 2007
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The Death Of Satan
Today, the world mourns the tragic assassination of Sir Hercule Satan, who was not only a decorated martial arts master, but was also an accomplished altruist with a gentle nature. Monday afternoon, Sir Satan was on his way to an awards ceremony (just weeks after being knighted by the queen of England for protecting the fate of Earth through his victory in the Cell Games) when he was murdered while acknowledging a swarm of admirers in a crowded downtown East Shore, NE boulevard.
East Shore police have gathered information and have a number of undisclosed suspects. This case is especially difficult, since there has been no bullet found at the crime scene, nor did anyone in the vicinity hear gunshots.
Featured Steve
Steven Van Zandt
It’s a well known fact that Steves can come in all sizes, shapes and colors. However, what really defines a Steve is his actions and the ability to not only achieve his own goals, but to also assist others in accomplishing theirs. In an ongoing effort to encourage free spirits who were Born to Run,the Axis of Stevil would like to salute Steven Van Zandt!
Marvel Us
Tune of the Week
J. Alan Casey finger picks and strums the banjo to give a hard-edged bluegrass sound while J. Robert Norman aggressively strums the guitar, rock-n-roll style, while stomping out a beat on a homemade stomp box. Casey also adds the percussion of a hi-hat. Bassist Eric G. Holmes rounds out the sound with his flowing lines on the upright bass.
J. Allan Casey - Banjo, Vocals, Kazoo, Percussion
J. Robert Norman - Guitar, Vocals, Harmonica, Percussion
Eric G. Holmes - Upright Bass
From the archive
Vol. III · No. 87 · Jan 8–12, 2007