Meanwhile Robbers take £53 million from a Securitas depot in Kent, Britain's biggest heistA man in Manhattan catches anthrax from animal hidesAn ancient Egyptian sun temple is found under a Cairo flea marketBombers destroy the golden dome of the Askari shrine in SamarraLondon's mayor Ken Livingstone is suspended for a month over a Nazi jibe
The week of Monday, February 20, 2006 Feb 20–24, 2006 Week of Mon, Feb 20–24, 2006
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Publications
Complete Your Breakfast
Hey kids! Are you looking for a tasty snack that is not only part of a balanced breakfast, but is an entire breakfast?! Then you need to try ‘Pro-Teens’: The cereal designed for growing kids who need a full meal in a bowl. Every morning you and Porter, the portly pro-teen, can share a breakfast chock full of bacon bits, egg rounds, sausage links, and Canadian bacon. These meaty morsels are combined with Porter's special P shaped cornflakes that turn your milk into savory gravy!
The breakfast table, until now, has been crowded with bland, unfulfilling cereals. Go beyond the norm with ‘Pro-teens’: the delicious, meat based cereal alternative for your morning routine.
SPEED OF GROUND
SPEED OF GROUND
Speed of Ground
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Extras
Happy Road Rover Day!
Debuting in 1996, Road Rovers proved without a shadow of a doubt that genetically enhanced canines can protect the world from the terrorist attacks from the likes of General Parvo and his evil mission. On this day, the twenty-second of February, two thousand six, The Axis of Stevil presents this half borrowed/half Photoshopped graphic commemorating this glorious 10th Anniversary Day. It is a little known fact that Road Rovers have considered the "santa hat" to be a part of their daily ritual, dating back before the advent of Kris Kringle. The more you know . . .
HAPPY ROAD ROVER DAY!
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Also this week
Tune of the Week
Based in Greenville, North Carolina, Katharsis’s highly melodic and entertaining rock broke through the music scene in 2005. The band was originally formed in 2000 by Garret Bissonnette, who had moved to Greenville for education, and Patrick Spohr. Bissonnette and Spohr were later joined by drummer Cory Granger, and bassist Eric Pyburn. They began a non-stop gigging schedule on the local rock circuit.While appearing in the “Battle of The Bands” August 2005 Katharsis found front man Ean Hirst. Just after three months of writing, the band’s self-released single “Climb The World” hit the streets. The band’s popularity continues to grow, owing to support slots with several leading musicians. The band developed a reputation for being respectable with a very professional manner while producing a steady flow of new material.
Ean Hirst - Vocals
Garett Bissonnette - Guitar/Vocals
Patrick Spohr - Guitar
Eric Pyburn - Bass
Cory Granger - Drums
Thurston Z. Pig reports a show with Katharsis.
From the archive
Vol. II · No. 44 · Feb 20–24, 2006