Meanwhile Dick Cheney's hunting companion has a heart attack from the birdshot in his chestBritain's MPs vote for a total smoking ban in pubsTokelau votes to stay a New Zealand territoryNew photographs of abuse at Abu Ghraib are broadcast in AustraliaHamas names Ismail Haniya prime minister
The week of Monday, February 13, 2006 Feb 13–17, 2006 Week of Mon, Feb 13–17, 2006
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Pig On A Dig
The world adventurer, Thurston Zee Pig spent Saturday night comfortably resting at The Axis of Stevil's dome enclosed cornfield. The pig has had a very busy past week unraveling both the mysteries of the ages, and a modern day case of Espionage straight from the pages of Fleming and Rice.
While resting, Thurston logged his most recent adventures that are soon to be produced into an IEC investigative news program.
"My drinking tour of the east coast was called short when I received a telegram from my close colleague Chocada Sundi. His excavation in the Valley of the Kings had stalled and morale at his camp was low.
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Everyone Has A V-Card
In observance of yet another consumer driven holiday designed to line the pockets of card companies, candy makers and fine dining establishments across this great country, The Axis of Stevil will be closed on Tuesday February 14th 2006. Due to this closing there will be no update on Wednesday February 15th 2006. To celebrate this day with us, please accept our V-card. Post it anywhere you want; on your third grade classroom bulletin board, your MySpace, your CampusBlender profile, or even your Facebook. Be the talk of the water cooler as you declare to the world that you have taken The Axis of Stevil's V-card!
Much Love and Spiderman Valentines for all,
The Axis of Stevil
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Nature's Gatlin Gun
Aggressive time pilfering is the behavior of choice for one of nature’s most loathed creatures, The Badger. Not the wise character or warrior TV would lead you to believe, Badgers are often moronic and underhanded. If you see a badger, drop whatever you are doing and get indoors! The only sure way of remaining safe is to be out of a badger’s field of vision. A badger could appear at any time, thus you should always be prepared; readiness will give you an edge in any badger altercation.
The Axis of Stevil's Department of Social Ineptitude (AOSDSI) has released several studies on Wilmont the Badger.
Tune of the Week
With experience with several bands, open mics and life on the road, Brad Benson has proven himself as a true musician. Attending college at East Carolina University for Graphic Design, he made it his business to know what was going on in the local music scene. His solo acoustic show has been entertaining audiences from all over Eastern North Carolina for years.
Recently The Axis of Stevil's own Thurston Z. Pig attended a show with Brad Benson.
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Vol. II · No. 43 · Feb 13–17, 2006