Meanwhile Daniel Craig is named the sixth James BondRicky Rubio plays in Spain's top league at 14Wallace & Gromit's studio burns down days after their film opensChina launches two astronauts aboard Shenzhou 6Angela Merkel will be Germany's next chancellor
The week of Monday, October 10, 2005 Oct 10–16, 2005 Week of Mon, Oct 10–16, 2005
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This past Friday, Monks of the high order of Mon' were called to southern San Picco where reports say the 357th reincarnation of Mon' has arrived. If confirmed it will be the cosmic beginning’s first appearance in over 6 years. The creature, Mon' Monetup, a confrontational being of obsessive collecting, is said to inhabit the Facebook. Fueling the collection of an online network of "friends" regardless of any actual relationships with these people. Arm your profile with all your obscure friends from high school and do Battle in The Facemon' Stadium!
Known in the 1950s as the "Stamp Collector's God”, Mon' once lead a very quite life.
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"Hey!, These guys were down all weekend and now they are staying down, without updates, until wednesday. What are they doing?"
Well, it is impossible for us to explain everything that is going on, so we have provided a new treat. Its called Stevil-vision. If you were curious to know what it is like being The Axis of Stevil, or to see what we see; then Stevil-vision is right for you. By using Stevil-vision, you can see the world as it is from The Axis of Stevil Beach Combing Kiosk
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My TeacHER woNt Be QuieT AND im TrYing To sLEep. WhAt ShoULD Do? I'm ReAlly Super TiRed aNd shE Has an anNoying voice.
-Rocky
Dear Squirrel,
What have you been up doing? Running around with that damn mouse friend of yours, finding the ruby yacht of Omar Khayyam or some such nonsense! You are so tired you can hardly type! Stop hanging around with that drunken Russian couple and pay attention in class.
Knowledge is power!
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GROWING PAINS v 2.0
The Axis of Stevil would like to apologize but we will be closed to the public till Wednesday, as the global Stevil network is upgraded to handle additional loads. Our service will be temporarily disrupted for some time this week. Do not be alarmed, we are not going anywhere. For all true believers, back issues will be made available by way of the Marrakesh Office.
In the mean time, please enjoy these tidbits of "random insanity at its finest"** featured on our homepage.
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Tune of the Week
Hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina this indie-pop rock quartet, knows how to have a good time and rocking the audience. The band is currently on tour and recently made an appearance in Greenville, NC at The Rock for Relief (Benefit Concert for Katrina Victims)
Andrew Palmer - Vocals, Guitar
Alex Stewart - Guitar
Josh Ray - Bass
Austin Eller - Drums
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Vol. I · No. 28 · Oct 10–16, 2005