Time Burglar HotDog Reunion — Issue No. 29

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Publications

Tempus Fugit

Residents of East Shore please stay alert! It has been confirmed by The Axis of Stevil that there has been another time burgle! Community Watch groups are now circulating the only well known image of the Time Burglar stealing from Little John outside of Mile High Stadium. Often mistaken for a decorative figurine, if you see the Time Burglar, do not attempt to capture him! Head inside and phone the N. Hamlico's Sheriff's Office. Rumors that the creature has a pot of gold are erroneous! He is considered armed and extremely dangerous, more so than two Professor Cold Hearts put together.

If you are the type of person that has no problems with holding life in your hands, and dare to take on a Time Burglar, let it be known that he wields a magic lantern that he pulls from within his hat.

Continued in Publications, Plate 56

Extras

Because Sometimes Art Is Just Art!

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It always needs to be talked about

HotDog

Hot Dog 10.21.05

Featured Steve

Steve Dobbins

In an ongoing effort to promote the success of Steves on every avenue, and educate the public about the existence of greatness outside of television or movie stardom, The Axis of Stevil shines the lig…

Continued in Featured Steves, Plate 19

Carlton

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It was an intense battle for the Championship of Grand Master of Goldeneye in the Axis of Stevil office. After three rounds of some serious throw-down action, Carlton walked away victorious. The humble Carlton shared no comments about his victory and accepted praise and congratulations from the whole team. After expressing great sportsmanship and shaking hands with Carlton, Steven declared there is "always next time". Carlton then beamed up to his Spaceship with trophy and pride in hand.

The Episode In Which Carlton Plays GoldenEye With Steven and Wins

Classic Stevil · from June 1, 2005

Psa No. 611: Lucid Cheese Tripping

Public Notice: The Axis of Stevil is aware of the new public trend of eating large quantities of premium Jack and Mozzarella cheeses. This is said to induce nightmarish and disturbing imagery in your dreams, a lucid trip if you will. While there is no adverse health risk to this overdose besides your waistline, heart, and ability to operate small-incased vehicles. The mental trauma that ramifies itself after the tripper has awoken is staggering.

Lactosa L. Terriblé, a young man, described his experience to The Axis of Stevil: