Meanwhile Grigori Perelman turns down the Fields MedalPluto is demoted to a dwarf planetNatascha Kampusch, kidnapped at ten, escapes after eight years in a cellarBritain's population passes 60 millionJustin Gatlin takes an eight-year ban for doping
The week of Monday, August 21, 2006 Aug 21–25, 2006 Week of Mon, Aug 21–25, 2006
Reproductive Joe Cells
Vol. II • No. 70 2 works, 1 new
Publications
Bouncing Baby Bushes
Since World War II, The Axis of Stevil has been prone to the slings and arrows of United States’ political commentary, simply because it was considered an “Axis”. Because of this mudslinging, The Axis of Stevil currently keeps several departments dedicated to all political affairs. These groups toil endlessly while spreading the word on pro-Steve issues and topics that further the interests of Stevlization. In 1971, Grand Stevebar, Garbold Stevenick declared the ‘Every Base Covered' doctrine (EBC). This action mobilized The Axis of Stevil to contentiously plan for every radical change in society. For this effort, The Axis of Stevil is now able to illustrate a pro-Steve message on any issue, to any organization.
Classic Stevil · from August 16, 2006
Joe Power
In a backward step towards solving the world’s energy crisis, the National Security Agency has closed the B.G.H Hydrogen Fuel Station. The relatively unknown depot is the brainchild of former child star, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. After years of playing a fish out of water alien role on "3rd Rock From The Sun", Levitt unwittingly became a beacon for real extraterrestrials looking to acclimatize themselves to human nature.
In 2002, Levitt was visited by a group of coarse, socially inept aliens with large heads from Epsilon Eridani, the eight closest star to Earth. In exchange for lessons in demeanor and basic human interaction, the Eridani's gave Levitt plans for the ultimate power cell.
Tune of the Week
Drawing from elements and genres across the board, BWB captures a sound all their own. One critic once coined the BWB genre-acoustic-soulful-funkadelic-country-rock. At the end of the day, it's feel good music that will save your soul. On a bad night BWB will play one of the most solid live shows you'll witness. On a good night, they'll complete you as a human being (other species are welcome, too).
Brooks Wood - rhythm guitar & vox
Miah Wander - bass guitar & vox
Danny Shampine - drums
Paul Sheeran - lead guitar
Greg Holzer - keyboard, backup vox
From the archive
Vol. II · No. 70 · Aug 21–25, 2006