Meanwhile John Mark Karr is arrested in Bangkok and claims he killed JonBenét RamseyAstronomers propose a definition of "planet" that would make twelve of themA Russian patrol boat fires on a Japanese crab boatA federal judge orders the NSA's warrantless wiretapping shut downJapan's prime minister visits the Yasukuni shrine on the day the war ended
The week of Monday, August 14, 2006 Aug 14–18, 2006 Week of Mon, Aug 14–18, 2006
Safety Steve
Vol. II • No. 69 5 new works
Publications
Safety Buff
The Axis of Stevil, troubled by recent events has partnered with Dari Airlines for their national 'Buff Out Terrorism' campaign. These organizations are trying to promote a sensible alterative to terror. The upstart Dari Airline has operated for several years as a notorious private air-firm, catering to rock heroes and Euro jet setters. The owner, Quantos Steveton, has agreed to share his luxurious planes with the world, in a strong effort to lessen the fear and inconvenience of modern air travel. The following excerpt from the Companies travel brochure
"When it has reached the point that an nPalm mp3 player can detonate multi-liquid explosives at the play of a song, you should tell yourself to remember the good olde days of Die Hard 3, and embrace the fearless spirit of 1995. Shed your futuristic clothing and relax in our flying 'romper' plane, the world’s first safety padded play-space and bar.
Marvel Us
Featured Steve
Steve Lubanski
In an ongoing effort to revere those who lead lives of generosity, be it to charity, community, or consort, The Axis of Stevil would like to hoppily pay homage to Steve Lubanski!
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Joe Power
In a backward step towards solving the world’s energy crisis, the National Security Agency has closed the B.G.H Hydrogen Fuel Station. The relatively unknown depot is the brainchild of former child star, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. After years of playing a fish out of water alien role on "3rd Rock From The Sun", Levitt unwittingly became a beacon for real extraterrestrials looking to acclimatize themselves to human nature.
In 2002, Levitt was visited by a group of coarse, socially inept aliens with large heads from Epsilon Eridani, the eight closest star to Earth. In exchange for lessons in demeanor and basic human interaction, the Eridani's gave Levitt plans for the ultimate power cell.
Tune of the Week
Drawing from elements and genres across the board, BWB captures a sound all their own. One critic once coined the BWB genre-acoustic-soulful-funkadelic-country-rock. At the end of the day, it's feel good music that will save your soul. On a bad night BWB will play one of the most solid live shows you'll witness. On a good night, they'll complete you as a human being (other species are welcome, too).
Brooks Wood - rhythm guitar & vox
Miah Wander - bass guitar & vox
Danny Shampine - drums
Paul Sheeran - lead guitar
Greg Holzer - keyboard, backup vox
From the archive
Vol. II · No. 69 · Aug 14–18, 2006