Meanwhile Two people who planted a severed finger in a bowl of Wendy's chili plead guiltyThe world's first face-transplant patient takes up smoking with her new lipsA tomb 3,000 years old is found under the Roman ForumEllen Johnson Sirleaf is sworn in as Liberia's presidentThe Supreme Court upholds Oregon's assisted-suicide law

The week of Monday, January 16, 2006 Jan 16–20, 2006 Week of Mon, Jan 16–20, 2006

Joy of Doozers Retraction Rug'Burnz

Vol. II • No. 39 7 new works

Publications

The Joys Of Life

The Joys Of Life

A common misconception of the universe is that Fraggles and Doozers live in a harmonious balance under the surface of the earth. This is not the case. In fact it is another example of reality distorted by television. Using refined radishes, the Doozers spend their days constructing large pieces of scaffolding that taste and smell of a sweet candy to Fraggle nostrils. Have you ever wondered why they build so much, just to have it destroyed? It is not their desire to construct, but to live. It is a sad fact that when there are no Doozer buildings to be eaten, Fragglies will turn their appetites on Doozers themselves!

Continued in Publications, Plate 71

Publications

Rug'burnz

Rug'burnz

The Axis of Stevil, acting in the public’s best interest, has committed itself to expose the darkest holes and seediest dens of this world’s lesser known underside. When confronting a mission of this magnitude, always remember your core values and multi-task!

With this in mind, The Axis of Stevil teamed up with leaders of the entertainment community and has begun production on a series of public service announcements, movies and video games that show the harsh, gritty reality of crime and violence, that comes from your childhood streets, in a disenfranchised future by breaking the code of meaning found in many television classic.

Continued in Publications, Plate 70

Tune of the Week

Philmont

“Return To Sender”

Philmont

Featured Jan 16–27, 2006

The rock foursome known as Philmont hails from Charlotte, NC. This unique band strives to take their positive image and music into local and regional venues to help share their views of faith, life, love and whatever else is on their minds.

Scott, Abe, Josiah, Matt

From the archive

  1. Tempus Fugit 10.21.05
  2. Stephen Hawking 08.05.05
  3. The New Age Of Villainy 07.15.05
  4. Case Study No. 2004341-919 07.06.05
  5. Mammoth 05.20.05
  6. See Yourself On A New Model D 05.18.05

Vol. II · No. 39 · Jan 16–20, 2006